Oh please! Just because your fuckin' pumpbiscuit makes you pity ewery fuckin' thing that has the gall to suck in some air, doesn't make you any better than me for bein' a asshole. That is like, THE shittest bit of reasonin' I'we ewer fuckin' heard. If anythin', I'm better because I'm at least fuckin' honest! Where as you're such a bloody coward you hide behind fake as fuck barbs that are entirely needless.

And if you CARED so much about what's best for me, then maybe you should be a pal and I dunno, hang out with me sometime, instead a bein' half a fuckin' world away.

[So sue him, he's lonely..]