Okay, now you're just stretching it. Stop before you embarrass me by association.

[And--oh for fuck's sake what a giant asshole.]

I'm not trying to give you advice, dipshit. I'm trying not to traumatize the wild-or-captured Pokémon you randomly try to garrote with your fishing line. Because -- as hard as this concept may be to swallow -- there are actually creatures in the world besides you.