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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[eyes_are_uphere]

[Tsunade's not at the gear right now, but Kiba has taken it upon himself to figure out the device and is more or less responding in the only way that seems appropriate. His dry blood colored maw sticking in the screen while look very agitated and growling to show just how he feels about this.]

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[unconchonable]

[Eridan just looks amused.]

You look like you'd put up a good fight.

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[queenbeeyotch]

[Eridan, honey, Barby doesn't know who the fuck you are, but she already thinks you're crazy. Now most people would keep that to themselves, but not her. She's going to let him know she's judging him.]

There is so much wrong with everything you said that I don't even know where to begin.

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[unconchonable]

There ain't a thing wrong with what I said. What's the harm in huntin' a few dull beasts for the sake a sport?

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[iownahoofbeast]

[A rare video response from Equius, just so he can give Eridan his most withering look of blue-blooded disapproval.]

Seadweller. I am not sure which is more appalling. Your desire for carnage for its own sake, or your belief that you could actually harm one of the Pokébeasts yourself.

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[unconchonable]

[He did not miss your sweaty face, Eq.]

Considerin' carnage is a natural callin' to us trolls, I don't see the apprehension you're hawin' towards it. An' I could, if I got myself the means, seein' as I'we been robbed a ewery faucet a inflicted proper lethal damage to damn near anythin'. Don't tell me ewen you think these dumb cutesy creatures more profound than the wild musclebeasts that roamed the lands of Alternia. The wery ones I had no issues slayin' for the preserwation of our species, no less.

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[wontturntostone]

Eridan
This Entire Society Is Structured Around Pokebeasts In One Form Or Another
Why Would You Possibly Think They Would Go Around Killing Them

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[thevveribest]

its a pretty pathetic wway a goin about this shit if you ask me
i also wwasnt askin the nativves i wwas askin any one a us wwho wwasnt hatched here
youd knoww that if you kneww howw to listen properly

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[dressofheaven]

I think I'd like to see you try this. Are you going to fling yourself at them and strangle them with your bare hands?

[Ilya is laughing uproariously at the idea on the other side of the connection, but she's not really planning on showing her face, so Eridan just gets some slightly mocking text for now.]

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[thevveribest]

wwhat the fuck do i look like some kind of troglodyte
id arm myself accordingly first of course
anyone wwith half of a wworkin sponge could figure that much out

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

What's with the funny accent? You sound like German crossed with like, Van Pelt from Jumanji.

[Howard shows up on the feed. His Sneasel is resting around his shoulders like a feather boa made of claws, fur and, well, pink feathers. Her long ear twitches a bit but she's clearly asleep.]

Rations and I think the Pidgeys could make for some good skeet targets.

[thevveribest]

It's my seadweller accent, I know it's a bit on the thick side, but I'm sure you can get the fuck ower it. Also, what the fuck is German, and what's a Wan Pelt, or a Jumanji?

[WHAT IS ALL THIS HUMAN SHIT, HE JUST DOESNT KNOW. However, he eyes the Sneasel for a moment.]

That'd make quite the neck-wear, if it weren't aliwe still, by the way.

[Though he honestly cares more for scarves and the like. Hunting may be fun, he has given much thought to wearing the pelts of animals or anything like that. Seems barbaric really.]

But anyway, finally someone with some sense in their thinkpan, I was beginnin' to worry that eweryone would turn out to be fuckin' beast-huggin' cowards.

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[viiru2alert]

[Sollux has been making an honest effort to ignore Eridan up until this point. But that's too far. That's too far, you fishfaced asshole.]

Shut the fuck up, Ampora. No one's interested in your murderous daydreams. But hey, if you want to try shooting them, have fun watching the fuckers come back to life.

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[thevveribest]

Look who it is! I heard you were skulkin' about here somewhere. Still got your wision I see. How unfortunate.

[Snerk.]

An' it ain't no murderous daydreams, filth. I just don't see why coddlin' these beasts are about the only damn thing eweryone focuses on, when there's obwiously more entertainment you can wring from their adorable little necks if you try. But what's this hogwash about comin' back to life? Do you know this for a fact they do, or are you goin' off the fact they only seem to knock each other unconscious, because that hardly speaks a damn thing about resurrection.

[bywiseguidance]

Considering that even the least of these mere 'beasts' is capable of changing into one capable of commanding the very elements, much less their obvious resistance to damage--or have you not watched a battle recently?--they would be extremely difficult to kill.

Also, you do realize that people here cannot be killed? It is impossible. If we cannot be, it stands to reason that they cannot be either. All you would accomplish is giving an intelligent and powerful animal reason to hold a grudge against you.

[thevveribest]

I'we dealt with far more ferocious than any of these laughable beasts an' their so called command of the elements. The difficulty would just make it all the more entertainin', don't you agree? What's the point if there's no challenge at all.

I hawe heard a that. I gotta wonder, do people assume that by a lack of tryin'? Cos' I'll be honest with ya, seems to me this world is filled with a bunch of yellow bellied cowards, an' I can't seem to really think a anyone other than myself bein' bold enough to try. But hawe you ewer considered that maybe it's because we're from a different uniwerse that the laws a death don't apply to us. If none of the natiwe beasts or people couldn't die, there would be quite the bit of owercrowdin', don't you agree?

Dunno about you, but I'm willin' to find out just how inwincible these beasts truly are.

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[shippingmath]

Because it's a waste of energy and not worth it to potentially get arrested for killing something you probably can't even eat or do anything with. If you're looking for dangerous fun, you could just jump off a cliff instead.

[Blunt!]

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[thevveribest]

My aren't you needlessly bellicose? Also, I think I'we heard about slowpoke tails bein' used as a treat before? So, clearly they ain't all that inedible.

Also, they'we got pelts and bones an' the like, obwiously they can be used for somethin', though I wouldn't myself. Killin' 'em would be enough for me.

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[timelymaid]

You're going to be the first of us to get thrown in human jail, aren't you?

[ This sounds pretty illegal after all! At least, she's pretty sure it's illegal? Not at home, but definitely here. People here are all about Pokemon. ]

I think this is pretty ill-advised, if you're soliciting opinions!

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[thevveribest]

They can't contain me.

[He hardly cares what is or isn't legal here, he isn't bound by any human laws, that's for damn sure.]

Why am I not surprised a lowblood like you would be against this? Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is, they're just beasts. There's like, MILLIONS of fuckin' pidgey that no one is going to catch, or care about, so what does it fuckin' matter if one or twenty end up dead?

[usedshooshpap]

WHAT A DUMBASS...

[thevveribest]

howw so

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[kingbowser]

[Oh, hey. It's that one royal troll guy from before who thought he and Mario were kisme...somethings. Whatever. Anyway, see one very bulky guy with very sharp teeth. At Eridan's query, he bursts into a bellowing guffaw.]

Are you kidding?! Why would I wanna waste a potential minion? These things become powerhouses, perfect for stomping the goody two shoes chumps that litter this place!

I once used 'em to terrorize a city. That's the real fun in training them!

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[thevveribest]

[Well this Eridan has no idea of such shameless shipping... But if he did, he'd more than likely agree.]

Well, I suppose lookin' at them as minions certainly is a more sensible approach to all a this.

[He gives Bowser a curious look.]

Terrorizin' a city? Do tell.

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[usedroar]

[Rolling his eyes.]

As if you humans could hunt anything.

[He grumbles, staring down at the thin, feeble fingernails sitting where his claws should be...]

What are you planning to do, make them laugh themselves to death? These bodies are completely useless...

[He won't admit that the thumbs have been pretty nice.]

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[thevveribest]

Excuse the fuck outta you, I ain't no fuckin' human. I'm a troll, an' I'we hunted thousands a beasts and filled the ocean with their carcasses.

[Fucking rude, Kovu.]

No, I plan on findin' a weapon to take 'em out with. Like any proper hunter.

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[searsblindly]

Don't you have better things to do than murdering everything?

Oh wait, I guess that is what you always did! Don't you get bored of doing the same things? You really need better hobbies, Eridan! Or maybe you just suck at everything else that this is the only thing you're good at.

Why get badges that you probably can't even get when you can murder these things!

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[thevveribest]

Murder implies that I'm not talkin' about beasts. You don't murder fauna, you simply hunt them.

Why shouldn't I? I know you're just jealous a my talent in bein' far more lethal than anyone else in our group, so please, for your sake: shut your trap. Also, you know killin' ain't the only thing I'm any good at, because I don't suck at anythin'.

The badges are pointless flashy scraps a metal that serwe no fuckin' purpose at all. I don't see why I should collect them' when anyone could fashion themselwes worthless garbage like that outta ny unattended rubbish bin.