♒ 4th Video

[thevveribest]

[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

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[tentacletrainer]

[[There's a bit of decision making as she tries to decide if it'd be worth it replying to this or not...before finally she does.]]

How magnanimous of you, Eridan. We are truly lucky to have you around.

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[thevveribest]

You are.

Howewer, with you bein' you, I ain't got any questions for you to answer. I'm well aware you got no beneficial interest towards me.

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[tentacletrainer]

Really? Nothing? But I am simply full of information! Oh how I could help you with your questions!

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[thevveribest]

You may wery well be full a somethin', but it ain't information.

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[tentacletrainer]

Come on now, don't be that way! I guarantee I can answer any question you have with complete truthfulness. No bullshit.

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[thevveribest]

... Alright, I'll giwe you the benefit a the doubt that you can answer my questions, but how about this: why would you? It's a surprise a no one's that you an' I don't get on, so why are you tryin' to be uncharacteristically fuckin' generous now?