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[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

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Because water doesn't really do much against either of those types?

Are you inwitin' me to try to kick both their asses?

[Sounds like you're trying to instigate stuff to him!]

Of course not! I didn't think you needed an invitation to try to start things with them, really.

[ ...She is the one who dared John to touch the intangible treasure, trololol. ]

Well I don't, not really. But you're hardly helpin' anything. An' here I thought you'd want to keep the peace that's been between Sol, Kan, and myself.

[Peace that's only been upheld by physical distance, but whatever!]

Oh, I'd definitely prefer we not get into anything serious! I'm mostly teasing. [ "Mostly". It's not clear how much that covers, actually. Although really, even if explosions are cool she'd be sort of obligated to be involved if Sollux or Kanaya got into something and she doesn't actually want to be so. ]

But you really should at least get one or two pokemon to cover the type differences, you know? That's my main point.

Uh-huh. [He sounds completely unamused, honestly. There's few things he'd like to do more than use a certain psionic or a certain undead beast as a mop, and it's a surprise to no one.]

Augh, why! If they're strong enough, the type disadwantage shouldn't ewen be a problem! Besides, there's been times in history where the odds were totally against the wictors, and they still came out on top with proper strategies an' the like. This ain't no different.

Well, that's true. I guess we've always had different styles of playing games, anyway - it's just that if you go up against a level 100 water type with a level 100 water type...the "strength" is the same, isn't it? So it's just a type advantage.

And skill, I guess.

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