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[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

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I don't like people who are rude to my kouhai, you know.

[ ...THREATENING AURA? who knew. ]

And I giwe a fin flippin' fuck, why?

Because you should stop doing it, Eri-chan~!

How about I do whatewer the fuck I want? That sounds far more appealin'.

But that won't do at all! I'd have to come and find you, and that sounds annoying!

Ha, find me and do what exactly? I'we faced more fearsome grubs than you.

If that's what you want to think, I don't mind. [ Still not sugary sweet, although there are probably still metaphorical flowers in his speech. ]

I don't know, I guess it depends on if Kao-chan's upset or not. I suppose here a pokemon battle is best, but I'd really prefer hand-to-hand combat, honestly.

Pffft, to be honest somethin' like you really isn't worth my time at all, but if it'll make you feel better, hawe fun huntin' me down, if you can. Though, he warned, I'm a champion FLARPer, and I'we killed trolls for less than what you're doin'. Death may not be a thing here, but I can easily make you beg for it.

Ah, as to hunting you down, that would be really easy. The music makes it cake!

...But I'm not sure what you're really talking about at this point, since most of that didn't make sense!

Senpai is a martial arts master! It's probably not a good idea to get him angry.

Not that it should matter because I'm not really going to waste my time here on some commoner that thinks they're better than everyone else. I have better things to do with my time.

Commoner? I'm a fuckin' prince you sack a festerin' excrement! On my planet, someone as filthy as you would be culled for such disrespect. Also, I don't giwe a shit about no martial artist, I'we killed thousands in my fuckin' lifetime, I can handle some fool who thinks he can take me on.

You most certainly don't act like any prince I've seen.

Maybe it's because I'm not LIKE any human prince, I'm a fuckin' TROLL. I come from a race that's far superior to your own, so of course I wouldn't act like your pathetic and laughable excuses for princes.

I'd take a look in the mirror. Clearly you need it because that hair style is so last season as it were, but if you missed that then I guess you didn't notice that you're kind of human now.

Aradia-chan is still the cutest out of you all so far.

My hair is fuckin' fine, howewer that dead, waterlogged pounce beast you got on your head needs to go, seriously. Also, I am well aware a what body I'we been cursed with, been here a while now, how could I NOT notice this squishy pink body and my horrific lack of seadweller anatomy?

And Ara is alright, for a peasant.

Now you're just making me hungry for sushi.

Hitachiin, fishy, is synonymous with "fashion." And you severely lack in that sense, as well as others.

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