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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[thevveribest]

An' I'we killed hundreds a thousands before in my FLARPin' days, I care not about your willages. You can do all this talkin' if you want, but when it comes down to it, words are fuckin' cheap.

[A scrunch of his nose.] Goldenrod, if you want to see the legend in person.

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[eyes_are_uphere]

[... Goldenrod, well, shit.]

Can't go to Goldenrod, I'm in Ecruteak. Going to be staying here for a little while if you want to put your money where your mouth is. Kiba and Hashirama look forward to ripping the flesh from your bones. [Mere bit of a shrug.] I trust you'll get out here as soon as you can to prove yourself, they could always use a new snack.

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[thevveribest]

I hope you got your strange human funeral arrangements in mind for when I arriwe and inewitably slay your creatures. It will be heartbreakin' and hilarious all in one go. Heartbreakin' for you, of course. You'll see how far that smart noise flap a yours gets you.

Once I'm finished with my business here, I'll be sure to pay you a special wisit.

[Video]

[eyes_are_uphere]

[Well, she's laughing now, this is probably the most amusing thing she's come across since arriving in the place.] Sure, you keep telling yourself that. If you want, I'll even give you a spar against myself. I had quite the reputation as one of the three most powerful shinobi in my world, we'll see how you stack up, hm?

Name's Tsunade, I hope you can remember that.

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[thevveribest]

I don't ewen know what a Sheepnopee is, and I don't care... Howewer, depends on what this duel will entail. Surely you'll understand I'm not goin' to agree on terms that would put me at a disadwantage.

[Since he doesn't have his gun nor wand...]

Tsun it is. The name's Eridan Ampora, you won't forget it.