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[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

[After some fussing, Eridan decides that maybe video would be the best option, especially with what he has to say! So hello Johto--and Kanto, certainly hope you were ready for a screen full of Eridan’s face, and the exaggerated expression of disdain that accompanies it. There might even a bit of a pout with it! But it certainly is him for those who are familiar, black hair, pretentious purple streak, just pinkish skin instead of grey, no zigzag horns, and certainly no fins! How dreadful!]

You know, I was pretty alright where I was, sure bein’ sawed in half was hardly my ideal way to go, but I could deal with bein’ dead. Kinda got used to it after the first--fuck, I don’t ewen KNOW how long.

[He pulls the ‘gear back to let the network get a niiiice look at him.]

This howewer? Bein’ some inferior species, lackin’ horns and fins and--

Eridaaaaaaaan!

[That drawn out shout comes from somewhere out of view, but the girl responsible can soon be heard jogging over.]

Man, I thought that was you with your awful cape. And the hair. And the scarf! You're pretty hard to miss, huh?

[She ducks into view, peering at his Pokegear like it's hers to look at. Those who know Vriska might notice she's missing her glasses.]

Wris--!

[He’s certain surprised by her coming over, but then she’s putting her face all in HIS space and getting in his way! In the next moment, he’s definitely trying to push her away, palm meeting her face and shoving!]

Did I fuckin’ say you could be in this wideo? No I didn’t, get the fuck back, Serket!

Ugh, hey!

[Vriska grabs at his hand and shoves her other hand at his side, trying to win back the space she stole.]

Don't be a dick! Did you ever stop to think maybe these people want someone better to look at? What if they want to know I'm here?

--Gamzee, if you're seeing this, I've got words for you!

No one better to look at exists, Wris, and if you’re tryin’ to imply yourself, let me be the first to tell you the known uniwerses did a impossible task and made you look ewen worse than you did as a troll!

[But he’s certainly fighting her for that space, shoving and pushing and--welp he just dropped the pokegear! What a lovely view of the grass and shoes.]

Fuck--you made me drop it, you worthless hag! Also, who giwes a fin flippin' fuck about Gam--

[Unseen by the viewers, Eridan is snatching the pokegear, and in the next instant the feed cuts.]

(ooc: Blue is Vriska, violet is Eridan, both will be replying also! And there's some warnings you might want to know about Vriska, so if you would, direct yourself to her permission post, please and thank you!)