♒ 3rd Video;

[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

Comments

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[iownahoofbeast]

There are very few things of greater majesty than the hoof and musclebeasts of Alternia, true. And there is a great deal of difference between properly applied violence with a purpose and wanton destruction committed for ones own, borderline lewd purposes.

[video]

[thevveribest]

Lewd? I ain't gettin' off to this Eq. It's a matter a sport, but I guess a landfucker like you wouldn't know anythin' about that. Probably too busy drinkin' whatewer foul liquids spew outta whatewer hoofbeast is closes to. So, I get why you'd be too busy to fully fathom there bein' not a damn thing wrong with poachin', bein' busy with your gross fetishes an' the like.

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[iownahoofbeast]

I am well aware of the need to test one's self in combat. It is a matter of both pragmatism and honor. There is hardly any sportsmanship in mowing down wildlife with an ancient superweapon, as I recall being your wont.

Regardless, the only reason I will not be going out of my way to halt your efforts is the near certainty that any such attempt on your part will result in one less sea-dweller among us.