♒ 3rd Video;

[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

Comments

[Video]

[thevveribest]

My aren't you needlessly bellicose? Also, I think I'we heard about slowpoke tails bein' used as a treat before? So, clearly they ain't all that inedible.

Also, they'we got pelts and bones an' the like, obwiously they can be used for somethin', though I wouldn't myself. Killin' 'em would be enough for me.

[Video]

[shippingmath]

Congratulations, announcing your willingness to commit murder in the eyes of the law. Should I be impressed?

There's still no point in murdering for bones and pelts, when anything they could be used to make is already available via stores.

[Video]

[thevveribest]

It ain't murder if it's a beast or someone a lower rank. And beliewe me, if I were tryin' to impress you, that question wouldn't ewen need to be asked.

I was just sayin' it could be used for that, not that it's necessary or anythin'. Honestly, the enjoyment a endin' their life would be enough for me.

[mmm genocide is fun.]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

'Someone of lower rank' and 'animal' are not in fact the same, and killing one of those is actually considered murder. Besides, I think you overestimate yourself.

I look forward to your arrest.

[Video]

[thevveribest]

They are where I'm from.

[And that's all that matters.]

An' maybe you're underestimatin' me. Ain't no one gonna arrest me either.