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[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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Trolls are better, and we aren't any creatures of myth! We ain't hideous either, I mean I basically look the same, just without my grey skin, horns, fins, an' gills...

[A pause as he thinks about what she said...]

Why bridges?

Also fuck off, I'm far more attractiwe than you could ewer hope to be! Ewen if I got this ugly pink skin that's far more delicate than skin ewer has any right to be.

[She heard of all that, but honestly the most interesting thing to her was the bridge thing. Why WAS it bridges, anyway?]

How should I know why it's bridges? I didn't write the fairy tales.

Well, I ain't got any affinity to no bridges, that's for sure. More so the ocean, seein' as I'm a regal as fuck sea dweller.

Clearly whoewer made up your human lore was retarded. I suggest you forget whatewer poppycock they filled your cultural mythos with about us, because if anythin', we're your gods.

Well bridges cover water, and you apparently live in the sea, so they must have gotten something right.

Also can you stop with the whole "trolls are better than humans" thing, it's getting grading now. Like seriously, have you even ever dealt with us before now?

But bridges don't cower oceans.

No I can't, because facts are facts. And I hawe indeed, in fact all of my encounters with humans hawe only shown me what disrespectful wastes of life they are. You're helpin' support this by the way. You'd think a race would be a lot more thankful to those who helped create their existence, and yet...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up there. What do you mean "helped create their existence"?

[Is this guy nuts? She didn't have to go to class and even SHE knew about the big buck!

...bang. Obviously she knows it's the Big Bang.]

Considerin' we are why you humans exist, wia us playin' SGRUB and it formin' your uniwerse as a byproduct of our wictory. Though, we got denied access to it. We definitely are a huge factor in why you squishy pink things exist.

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[Blink. Blink. What the hell is this guy on? Seriously, where does she even begin? Barby tries to at least say something but...]

...

[It's no good. How do you even deal with someone like this?

...rudely, of course.]

Okay, after hearing your little story I'm convinced you're completely insane.

[He isn't surprised. Of course a species of questionable sentience is going to be skeptical about the truth of their own creation. This bitch especially.]

I'm not surprised that a feeble-minded hag like you would come to such a retarded conclusion.

I am NOT a hag you scrawny little psychopath!

[She's just about had it with this little shit head.]

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[Video] In which Barby focuses on the important thing.

[Video] Ahahaha A+ Barby

[Video] She tries...sometimes.

[Video] Eridan certainly doesn't.

[Video] Just how he rolls, I guess.

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