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[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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And here I thought this place was filled with nothin' but spineless good-for-nothin's! But a King huh? Seems there's a awful lot of royalty here, but you're the first to seem to hawe similar ideals to me.

[Eridan can relate to just trying to sound awesome, really. He does it often enough himself.]

That's especially sinister. Gotta say I approwe. Hmm, maybe I'll reconsider my stance on this for now, I mean if they are so willin' to do biddin' a that caliber, they aren't completely useless.

[Eridan can't help that he's a rotten apple, he was just hatched this way.]

Anyway, what's you're name? I'm Eridan Ampora, Prince a Hope.

Edited 2013-04-16 18:03 (UTC)

That's because this place is stuffed with a bunch of soft, spineless saps! How the heck are you supposed to run a kingdom if all you do is act kind and bake cakes and throw parties? A real ruler knows when to stomp and smash lazy minions into shape. And here people start whining if you don't act all buddy buddy with your Pokémon! Graaah...

[Neve rmind the fact that he, y'know. Has the hots for Peach, but hey. That doesn't mean he's gotta agree with her attitude.]

Anyway, you're talking to the great King Bowser, lord of the Koopas! I'd list my credentials, but then we'd be here for hours. Gwahahahaha!

[Oh yeah. His ego's kinda enormous. Sorry 'bout that, Eridan.]

You're definitely speakin' my language. These soft-skinned joke of a sentient race is about killin' me with all their talk a bein' nice and friendly-like. It's really aggrawatin' bein' surrounded by such absolute fuckin' cowards.

[He hears ya bro, he def has the hots for a princess whose ideals are far removed from his own.]

Bowser, eh? Interestin' name. And I'm a bit foreign, so I can't say I really know what a Koopa is. But I can tell already you're far more respectable than most, I'm confident in thinkin' I'm in good company.

[It's quite alright, birds of a feather and all that.]

Edited 2013-04-24 09:59 (UTC)

I could tell ya what a Koopa is, but why bother when I can show ya? I managed to save some footage from a while back, when the stupid magic turning us all human changed everyone back.

[In fact, he'll slip on a little attachment.]

And of course you're in good company! You're talking to the cream of the crop when it comes to awesome villains. I've been terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom for eons now!

[Or well, a long time. But eons sounds more impressive.]

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