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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[usedroar]

[Oh, clearly.]

So do those who don't know what they're talking about.

[thevveribest]

I wery well know what the fuck I'm talkin' about. I ain't no simpleton like the moron on the other side a this conwersation.

[usedroar]

[Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah. What did he just call you?]

Excuse me?

[thevveribest]

I don't beliewe I stuttered.

[usedroar]

[He gives a snort, then, mumbling to himself:]

Right. Because that's why I couldn't understand you...