♒ 3rd Video;

[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

Comments

[bywiseguidance]

Congratulations on further beating the dead cow, most of us are quite aware of that.

[Dead horse, Ziva. You're getting your hoofed mammals and/or idioms mixed up again.]

Be grateful that this place has not seen fit yet to add injury to that insult. Or do you merely complain all the time? That would seem tiring.

[thevveribest]

[He just rolls her eyes. If he was more familiar with human idioms, he'd probably correct her out of spite. Fortunately for her, he isn't.]

And how would you suppose it'd do that? Also, I complain when it's called for.

[Aka he bitches all the time. Good thing for everyone he's got enough energy for his overwrought bullshit! Where would we be if he stopped being an annoying thorn in everyone's side?]

[bywiseguidance]

[She's used to being corrected. And misunderstood. Whatever, not like she cares.]

Oh, putting your foot down wrong and twisting an ankle, concussions, general illness, those sorts of things.

Or, perhaps, provoking a bear and realizing too late that it was a foolish idea to do so.

[Hint hint.]

Human beings can be rather resilient, but we can also be very fragile.