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thevveribest) wrote2013-04-12 04:44 pm
thevveribest) wrote2013-04-12 04:44 pm
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♒ 3rd Video;
[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
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[Not that he's interested or anything!]
Just seems like it would be, I mean, I know you're nice, and that's weird in itself... But to think so many of a race want to be genuinely nice and soft-skinned like that. Just seems fuckin' outlandish.
... They put gifts under a tree. Kiss under another plant, and just use one for decoration... Alright... So, I guess Christmas is kinda like 12th Perigee's Ewe or somethin'? Just, more dead plants and fuckin' strange.
[Ok, yeah he definitely will take this advice.]
Consider your adwice noted, then.
[SMALL TALK IS WEIRD, WHERE'S THE INSULTS??? THE BANTER??? THE DEATH THREATS?????]
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Well, humans, particularly humans in this world, seem to have a wholly different cultural viewpoint than we did! It's nice, I think. I haven't met too many people who aren't!
Yes! It's sort of like that, and that's what I thought the equivalent was. I never celebrated it with anyone but my lusus, though, so it was...different. [ Exciting. ]
I like it here, rather.
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... Kinda glad I missed it, to be honest. I don't care about human festiwities in the slightest. Tell me it ain't anytime soon.
If I'm to be honest, I miss Alternia, but I know how pointless it is to miss home when it's nothin' but a dead planet now.
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Christmas? It's eight months off from now, I think. So not very soon, no!
It will never be entirely dead! Not so long as parts of it survive.