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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[thevveribest]

You're definitely speakin' my language. These soft-skinned joke of a sentient race is about killin' me with all their talk a bein' nice and friendly-like. It's really aggrawatin' bein' surrounded by such absolute fuckin' cowards.

[He hears ya bro, he def has the hots for a princess whose ideals are far removed from his own.]

Bowser, eh? Interestin' name. And I'm a bit foreign, so I can't say I really know what a Koopa is. But I can tell already you're far more respectable than most, I'm confident in thinkin' I'm in good company.

[It's quite alright, birds of a feather and all that.]

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[kingbowser]

I could tell ya what a Koopa is, but why bother when I can show ya? I managed to save some footage from a while back, when the stupid magic turning us all human changed everyone back.

[In fact, he'll slip on a little attachment.]

And of course you're in good company! You're talking to the cream of the crop when it comes to awesome villains. I've been terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom for eons now!

[Or well, a long time. But eons sounds more impressive.]