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thevveribest) wrote2013-04-12 04:44 pm
thevveribest) wrote2013-04-12 04:44 pm
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[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
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Eugh... Sol, you are the last troll in the uniwerse that I want pity from in any way, shape, or form. Also, way to underestimate me, as per usual. But no one's gonna be handin' me any ass, I can guarantee you that.
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Also, you're going to be buried in a pile of severed ass, let's be honest.
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[Eridan, who are you kidding...]
Fuck you I am not.
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No, you are. Mark my words. Just imagine all the plush rumps bleeding out onto your hideous threads, staining them all a luscious scarlet red.
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Sol, you act as if I giwe half a fuckin' shit about any a that claptrap you're spewin'. The only thing you should be feelin' towards me is absolute terror.
[Eridan, pls you are not scary, you don't even have your silly wwand.]
Eugh, you're as disgustin' as ewer. I suppose I should expect as much from someone as foul-blooded as you. Your deranged fantasies about me aside--well, that's just it. They're fantasies, not realities. I know it's hard for those of simple minds deluded by such carnal and depriwed thoughts to actually recognize reality when it slaps them in the fuckin' face with it's bulge... But do try, Sol.
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The hypocrisy in this message is killing me. I'm serious. I think I feel a migraine coming on.
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Maybe you'll think twice before tryin' to hawe a conwersation with me again, perhaps exercise your mental faculties once in a while.
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