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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[viiru2alert]

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The hypocrisy in this message is killing me. I'm serious. I think I feel a migraine coming on.

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[thevveribest]

Pfft, there ain't anythin' hypocritical about what I said, Sol. But if what I'we said is far beyond your mental ability to properly grasp, then I'm not surprised you're findin' yourself ailed with a migraine.

Maybe you'll think twice before tryin' to hawe a conwersation with me again, perhaps exercise your mental faculties once in a while.

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[viiru2alert]

ED, I'd be the first one to tell you that I have a mutant brain. But I guess I must have taken yours in the caverns, because it's better to have two minds than none at all, eh?