thevveribest | ♒ 4th Video

[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

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[Have someone that knows absolutely nothing about badges save that they apparently don't always work.]

Mister, when asking for advice, it's usually not the best plan to be insulting about it. Most people would just be insulting right back and that wouldn't help you at all.

[There was a brief pause.]

Or you'll get answers like mine which won't help either because I don't have any advice for you.

I don't beliewe I was askin' about how to ask for adwice, and seein' how you'we got nothin' to use to tell me, it's fuckin' bewilderin' you are ewen wastin' your time, let alone my own.

[Eridan gives no shiiiits.]

[He grimaced, then sighed, giving him an apologetic look.]

It's not really wasting time to give or get advice freely offered, is it? Even if you you decide not to use it, I felt you should know, that's all.

Yes it is, when it's unwanted. I don't giwe a shit if you think I should know it, keep your fuckin' trap shut till someone asks you to open it, understood?

[He leaned in towards his screen, eyes narrowing.]

No. You're being very rude and someone has to speak up or you'll think that that's okay. It's not. Sorry, but you'll just have to put up with people telling you you're behaving badly.

It IS okay, because I'm fuckin' royalty! I am behawin' as one from my caste should, if you can't handle that, may I suggest throwin' you poke`gear in the nearest rubbish receptacle?

I've dealt with princes and princesses before, and they were much more polite than you.

[He is not phased by your demands, not in the slightest.]

I think you're just using it as an excuse to be a jerk when it really isn't one.