♒ 4th Video

[thevveribest]

[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

Comments

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[tentacletrainer]

[[There's a bit of decision making as she tries to decide if it'd be worth it replying to this or not...before finally she does.]]

How magnanimous of you, Eridan. We are truly lucky to have you around.

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[timelymaid]

Well, I'm always around if you wanted to ask me about it?

But Eridan, you really should work on how you ask people things! Although this wasn't as bad as it could have been I suppose! But saying please would go a long way, I think. And also asking more than ordering! That would also help.

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[thecalmone]

[Have someone that knows absolutely nothing about badges save that they apparently don't always work.]

Mister, when asking for advice, it's usually not the best plan to be insulting about it. Most people would just be insulting right back and that wouldn't help you at all.

[There was a brief pause.]

Or you'll get answers like mine which won't help either because I don't have any advice for you.

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[stfuscarab]

[Jaime just stares for a moment. Was this guy for real?]

Is this how you always ask for help?

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[tendered]

I don't get it. [ She pauses, not really sure how to phrase it. ] I can't really find the treat. [ .....Yep. That's her failure. ]

But I can probably answer a couple of things about the gym, if you want to ask about that.

[usedshooshpap]

I think I liked it better when you were under the delusion that the badges would call forth the eternal dragonite to take us home.

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[riastrad_ridire]

...So what kinda washing machine are you sitting on to make you talk like that?

[i'm so sorry for him. i really am.]

[belphe]

[She could listen to you talk all day, Eridan. Probably not without laughing, but still...]

I've challenged two leaders so far and won both with little issue...perhaps I can offer some assistance.

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[moveslikestrider]

Hahahaha, you're completely ridiculous. [This just made his day. Karkat is already weighing in but he just makes himself comfortable with a mug of coffee in hand. Terrible swill that it is, but it grew on him.]

Alright, fine. Since Aradia is tossing in her two cents, I'll side with team time player and give you a bit of help. Ask away.

[onelevelnicer]

Can you say "jerk" with a capital J?