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[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

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[[There's a bit of decision making as she tries to decide if it'd be worth it replying to this or not...before finally she does.]]

How magnanimous of you, Eridan. We are truly lucky to have you around.

Edited 2013-06-30 16:28 (UTC)

Well, I'm always around if you wanted to ask me about it?

But Eridan, you really should work on how you ask people things! Although this wasn't as bad as it could have been I suppose! But saying please would go a long way, I think. And also asking more than ordering! That would also help.

You are.

Howewer, with you bein' you, I ain't got any questions for you to answer. I'm well aware you got no beneficial interest towards me.

I ain't sayin' please to a bunch of worthless sandfuckers, Ara. Besides, orderin' is the language landdwellers respond to best, you an' I both know that.

But alright, you'we prowen to be useful to me before, so I'll ask you some things. Now, for all this gym business, is there any particular order I should be doin' this in, or does it not fuckin' matter at all where I start?

Has ordering any of us around ever worked for you? [ She sound legitimately curious about this. Aside from Equius, she's fairly certain none of them has ever really accommodated that. Well, she doesn't really care one way or the other if it happens to be something she was going to do anyway, but...that's not the same thing. ]

I bet you'd get lots more positive responses if you said please! You should try it sometime! It won't make you explode or anything!

That depends. What does your roster look like these days?

Hey, I said I would be the one askin' questions here.

[In other words, he's going to oh so gracefully ignore that question because he doesn't like the truthful answer to it. Now, to answer the other question despite his complaint, because the answer isn't so incriminating.]

Well, Caligula is now a Seadra, an' I'we actually got a few powerful pokebeasts that were giwen to me as a gift, but I rather not use them if I don't hawe to, so they're in the PC. I'we got Wris' Joltik, which is now a Galwantula. A Quagsire, a Kingler, an' this insufferable Slowpoke, which I'we been debatin' just abandonin' it.

[Have someone that knows absolutely nothing about badges save that they apparently don't always work.]

Mister, when asking for advice, it's usually not the best plan to be insulting about it. Most people would just be insulting right back and that wouldn't help you at all.

[There was a brief pause.]

Or you'll get answers like mine which won't help either because I don't have any advice for you.

[ Yeah, she didn't think so, Eridan. ]

Well, I'd start at the beginning, then. I'm not sure your team is actually balanced enough to make it easy on you, so if you're looking into seriously doing gyms, you might want to raise or catch a few more!

Basically, the gyms start out easier and get harder, level-wise. And skill-wise, a bit. The first gym is a flying-type one, and while Galvantula is partly electric, it's also partly bug, so I wouldn't rely on it too much there...but water-types aren't particularly effective or ineffective, either. Electric, Ice, or Rock types are the most effective there.

[Jaime just stares for a moment. Was this guy for real?]

Is this how you always ask for help?

Really? Nothing? But I am simply full of information! Oh how I could help you with your questions!

I don't get it. [ She pauses, not really sure how to phrase it. ] I can't really find the treat. [ .....Yep. That's her failure. ]

But I can probably answer a couple of things about the gym, if you want to ask about that.

I think I liked it better when you were under the delusion that the badges would call forth the eternal dragonite to take us home.

...So what kinda washing machine are you sitting on to make you talk like that?

[i'm so sorry for him. i really am.]

[She could listen to you talk all day, Eridan. Probably not without laughing, but still...]

I've challenged two leaders so far and won both with little issue...perhaps I can offer some assistance.

You may wery well be full a somethin', but it ain't information.

Edited 2013-07-01 04:12 (UTC)

I don't beliewe I was askin' about how to ask for adwice, and seein' how you'we got nothin' to use to tell me, it's fuckin' bewilderin' you are ewen wastin' your time, let alone my own.

[Eridan gives no shiiiits.]

Are you always fuckin' useless?

Then there's no hope for you. [He might look a little bit offended. How could you NOT see the treat in taking in his wonderful visage!?]

Well, tell me this, hawe you won any badges? I can't be takin' any adwice from someone who got their non-horns handed to them, after all.

I -- what?

Oh look at this, someone mockin' my wonderful accent, who is surprised by this turn of ewents, not I, that's for certain. And here I thought such jokes would be laid to rest by now, but I suppose simple pleasures for simple minds, and all.

[Well you're in luck, he could talk all day if he wanted to! Though, he'd be offended from the laughing.]

Show me your badges then, 'cos I ain't about to take someone's word for it. I want good adwice, after all.

It was such an obvious farce. I don't know how the you of that time could have fallen for such a ploy.

At least it was motivation.

Of course~

[she obliges by opening her jacket and relocating the camera to show the Zephyr and Hive badges pinned to the inside-left.]

Bullshit. I wouldn't fall for somethin' like that!

[Oh Eridan.]

You totally would. And did.

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