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[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

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Commoner? I'm a fuckin' prince you sack a festerin' excrement! On my planet, someone as filthy as you would be culled for such disrespect. Also, I don't giwe a shit about no martial artist, I'we killed thousands in my fuckin' lifetime, I can handle some fool who thinks he can take me on.

You most certainly don't act like any prince I've seen.

Maybe it's because I'm not LIKE any human prince, I'm a fuckin' TROLL. I come from a race that's far superior to your own, so of course I wouldn't act like your pathetic and laughable excuses for princes.

I'd take a look in the mirror. Clearly you need it because that hair style is so last season as it were, but if you missed that then I guess you didn't notice that you're kind of human now.

Aradia-chan is still the cutest out of you all so far.

My hair is fuckin' fine, howewer that dead, waterlogged pounce beast you got on your head needs to go, seriously. Also, I am well aware a what body I'we been cursed with, been here a while now, how could I NOT notice this squishy pink body and my horrific lack of seadweller anatomy?

And Ara is alright, for a peasant.

Now you're just making me hungry for sushi.

Hitachiin, fishy, is synonymous with "fashion." And you severely lack in that sense, as well as others.

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