♒ 4th Video

[thevveribest]

[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]

I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.

[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]

But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.

So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.

[A beat.]

So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.

Comments

[usedshooshpap]

All I'd like to see is maybe not treating people like their just shit for you to avoid or like their akin to dirt under your nails. That's all, barnacle breath. That's what I'm bitching to you about. I don't care what you did three years ago. What I give two heaping helpings of steaming shit about is what you continue to do.

You're also out of your flipping pan if you think that I don't know I've fucked up. I've fucked up more than all of you combined. Seriously... People might as well point to me walking down the street going "there is that Vantas kid - you know, the one that got all of his friends killed."

Not once have I ever acted like I've never made a mistake in regards to, well, anything. Making mistakes is pretty much all I am goddamn capable of.

[thevveribest]

Well then good, because I'm quite frankly ower that whole mess myself. But if you're lookin' to shoulder some of the blame of what happened, far be it for me to stop you.

I don't understand why you care so fuckin' much about how I treat people. It ain't like you know these people, or that you're particularly nice to anyone either. You're kind of bein' a huge fuckin' hypocrite Kar. Sure, I may be actin' superior, but how you act ain't any better. We're trolls, not these soft skinned dirtscrappers, and if they can't handle how I act, they'we got it within themselwes to awoid me, or say what they feel they need to say without you policin' my actions.

[usedshooshpap]

Once again I kind of feel like slapping my head against the hardest surface imaginable because I can't comprehend how you're missing my whole fucking point.

I'm a dick, sure. However, as someone oh so eloquently tried to put it, I'm a douchebag with a heart of gold. Yeah sure, my words are kind of harsh but I usually mean well. I kind of actually care about people, believe it or not. That means all the difference, Eridan. You cry and cry about wanting friends and not being alone - and don't say you're okay with being alone because you're really not - but how can anyone stand to be around someone that thinks they're better than them? People can tolerate someone who's a asshat, but is looking out for them more than someone who believes they're above them.

And why do I care how you treat people? Hmmm! It's a mystery, Eridan. Could it be that oh my fucking god, I actually want what's best for you!? Inconceivable!

[thevveribest]

Oh please! Just because your fuckin' pumpbiscuit makes you pity ewery fuckin' thing that has the gall to suck in some air, doesn't make you any better than me for bein' a asshole. That is like, THE shittest bit of reasonin' I'we ewer fuckin' heard. If anythin', I'm better because I'm at least fuckin' honest! Where as you're such a bloody coward you hide behind fake as fuck barbs that are entirely needless.

And if you CARED so much about what's best for me, then maybe you should be a pal and I dunno, hang out with me sometime, instead a bein' half a fuckin' world away.

[So sue him, he's lonely..]