♒ 5th Accidental Video/Text

[thevveribest]

[It certainly has been a while since anyone has seen or heard the overbearing Prince of Hope, and what ever fears of his departure there may have been will soon be quelled entirely as the feed clicks on. However, it's at an awkward angle that shows more sky and tree tops than anything else. After a few moments, the gear gets nudged by something, and beyond a few more strands of grass filling the screen, there's also a small view of Eridan, who looks like he's spent the last three weeks asleep in the woods... which he has. He's also got some things wriggling on him.]

Wha... th'fuck--

[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]


[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]

i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any

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[timelymaid]

you could always go as your old flarp persona

shes very nice!
i was traveling with a previous roxy when i first got here
i think shes very fun

well this entire world is sort of founded on pokemon
it only stands to reason!

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[thevveribest]

i suppose so
better to stand out than disappear into the crowwd a people all dressin the same in dumb fuckin constumes

she certainly aint pissin me off thats for sure

i knoww that
just seems all needless
theyre just dumb beasts wwith special powwers
evven our race wwho relied on our lusii for livvin purposes wwerent that fuckin obsessed like these humans are wwith the pokebeasts

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[timelymaid]

do you miss flarp ever

:o im impressed!

well our humans werent obsessed with them either
idk
i suppose it is like
okay
i am not sure what it is like really it is just a thing
i think it is sort of sweet if odd

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[thevveribest]

i dunno
maybe

wwhats that supposed to mean

guess its just somethin unique to this stupid wworld
lucky us

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[timelymaid]

it means you dont normally like people
what other meaning would that statement have? :o

i dont think its all that bad!
weve been in worse places :)

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[thevveribest]

coulda been a shot at me
aint like i dont get those enough

alright true but that doesnt mean i gotta like this place much
especially considerin wwhat wwrong its done to me

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[timelymaid]

well we are trolls
normally

what wrong
is this about the being human thing again