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♒ 5th Accidental Video/Text

[It certainly has been a while since anyone has seen or heard the overbearing Prince of Hope, and what ever fears of his departure there may have been will soon be quelled entirely as the feed clicks on. However, it's at an awkward angle that shows more sky and tree tops than anything else. After a few moments, the gear gets nudged by something, and beyond a few more strands of grass filling the screen, there's also a small view of Eridan, who looks like he's spent the last three weeks asleep in the woods... which he has. He's also got some things wriggling on him.]

Wha... th'fuck--

[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]

[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]

i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any

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[Oh, he's absolutely precious. Flipping out a few cute lil' bugs crawling over him and demanding a keeper. How can she say no? Not like she's been doing anything this past week aside from watching Haru swim. Which, let's be honest, is a pretty nice sight in itself. But this guy might prove to be entertaining.]

prince of hope huh?
i know a prince and a hope player an gotta say thats a hell of a combo there
destroyer of hope sounds like a hell of a title to get a grip on
rogue of void at your service
your highness ;)
i aint got nothin better to do if you really need someone watchin your back so you dont end up bug food
not 2 much 2 say about me tbh
wizards are the shit and cats are totes the absolute BEST pet u could eva ask 4
my four besties aren't around her so i don't got anythin better to do
so mr. prince of the bug pile, name's roxy but u can call me ro-lal if u want
what's yours?
tho gotta say, you pull of the twig look p well

[Oh. He likes her already. Probably the first time he's been gifted proper respect since he's gotten here. Sure, Ara isn't terrible, but she has yet to call him his higness or anything of the sort.]

[He's about to respond when something catches his attention... Bug food? Prince of the bug pile? Twig look?? Did... Oh bloody HELL.]

wwell it seems that in my less than graceful moments of awwakenin i may havve accidentally broadcasted wwhat i had no intention to
promptly ignore wwhatevver you saww
on to more important things though you already seem more capable than the majority of fuckin idiots ivve been subjected to since my forced arrivval and goin by your title id say youre a sburb player am i correct
and the names eridan

also do you really like wwizards

but what if what i saw was totes super cute an i don't feel like ignoring it?
an yep, ur right on the dot there
spent the last five months dickin around in the game before seahitler started fuckin shit up

[Eridan. There's a chance, a very good chance this might be who she thinks it is. He sure as hell didn't look like a troll, but this place can take away powers it can probs do stuff like that too. There's a little giggle to herself, she'll save this knowledge for later. Not only about Erisolsprite, but all the fun stuff Fefeta told her. Poor sweet Fefeta. But, she'll give this guy a chance. If it's the same guy, he deserves another chance.]

who would lie about liking wizards?
like, there's nothin better in this world
they're the absolute BEST w/ no contest
i used to write stories about them n everything an now that u mention it i kinda rly miss my plush dolls
i had a pile of wizard and kitty plushes it was awesome n super comfy
also i got these two psychic pokemon recently, an guess wat?
totes named them after these wizards in my moms book and gonna teach them chess an everything
cause psychic pokemon are like, two steps away from being the wizards of the pokeworld
they just need some badass outfits to go with it an some of them are SET

[Oh yes Roxy, it certainly is him. Though if she were to bring it up, it would not be something he wants to talk about, not until he sees Fef himself and has had the chance to apologize for his stupid stupid behavior.]

[Oh... She thought it was cute?]

wwell then i suppose i can grant you the privvilege of rememberin it
if you thought it wwas cute an all
but wwho is seahitler
thats not a wwarlord ivve evver heard of

alright good i had to make sure you wwerent pullin my fins alright
i havvent dabbled in the psychic types of pokemon yet ivver a feww types but none of that aspect
wwhat if i wwere to tell you im a bonafide wwizard
a SCIENCE wwizard if you wwill
of course i cant really provve it to you here considerin this place robs you of biology and powwer alike
but its true i am

her imperious condescension aka seahitler
shes been on my ass tryin to get me to make this egg for her to revive the troll species
not 2 sure bout if i should do it or not but whatevs
not in her jail now so it don't matter much

omg srsly?
thats totes cool, you gotta show me if you ever can
tho lbh this place blows and i'm probs not gonna get a chance to see :(
but its p sweet
even the whole science part of it
i'm legit a woman of science myself u kno
had my own lab to play around w/ and everything

oh
wwait shes still around
i knoww ivve been dead for a wwhile and probably should knoww this shit but i gotta admit i havvent paid too much attention to the others and wwhats all goin on
also an egg
do you mean the matriorb

[The uh... matriorb he destroyed in his tittytantrum...]

legit
a wwoman of science huh wwell thats great i wwas worried there for a minute that maybe you believved in fraudulent magics and the like ovver the vast truth and reality that science provvides
i mean magic is stupid unless its recognized as the fake thing that it is

yeah she went an conquered earth
flooded the whole planet and me and one of my bffs were the only humans left alive
then she went and invaded our sgrub session and took over derse
so yeah
thats a shit that happened
matriorb sounds about right

but no see
magics real you just gotta know how to look at it
i mean yeah obvs magics that are in stories n stuff is kinda really fake but if you look at it theres lots a types of magic around
like psychic pokemon are magic
science can totes be magic too
u kno b4 they knew what science was people used to call science stuff magic
so magic is just science before someone understands how it works

ahahaha theres a reason shes our empress
good to knoww her old age hasnt slowwed her dowwn any
its a shame the matriorb got destroyed in the first place but thats neither here nor there

ok sure
back wwhen evveryone wwere fuckin troglodytes OF COURSE science seemed like magic but i think wwere a little bit evvolvved past the point of usin such archaic terms for somethin wwe both knoww is nothin but fuckin SCIENCE
leavve magic for the story books
at least youvve got more sense to you than pinkscarf i can say that much wwith confidence

yeaaaaah we're just gonna have 2 agree to disagree on the fishbitch
didn't kno there was one b4 tho
dun rly care either way

but see we're always learnin new stuff
magic is always magic
anythin that has a logic explanation is considered science rite
magic totes has an explanation w/ particles n shit

pink scarf tho
u talkin about rose lalonde?
fyi before you talk shit
full names roxy lalonde

that wwould be for the best
but shes been the empress far beyond my owwn existence shes vvery old but she procured her throne from the one before her and has since kept it for thousands of swweeps

i suppose wwevve just got ourselvves a different outlook on things then
no sense in callin shit magic wwhen its goin to be science regardless it only takes a matter of understandin to shake it of that fraudulent and misleadin title

yes i am indeed speakin of her though i think the name fakemage pinkscarf is more suitin
i see so i take it youre some sort of relativve to her
i cant be bothered to make heads or tails of your species wweird familial business ivve acquired far too much information about your species by BEIN one for as long as ivve suffered this place
but as for shit talkin i wwont she already knowws howw i feel about her and so does a vvast majority no sense in draggin in you into our grievvance
though i flatter her callin it that much

lets go with science then
if it makes you feel better to call it that then sure

well she was my mom i never met but im technically her mom biologically i guess
so u like
don't like her but aren't black for her or anythin like that
that's wat ur tryin to get across here
if it ain't no big deal i won't bother gettin involved or nothin

that wwould be best

her and i had our chance to be somethin pitch but i suppose the moment wwasnt as opportune as it could havve been
so our hate is somethin of a more platonic nature and im unsure that it could evver blossom to somethin as deep of an obsidian as it could havve been before
wwhat wwith my owwn mastery of my holy fire and somesuch she scarcely can provvide the challenge a skilled wwizard like myself wwould need
but say if i wwere wwhat sort of invvolvvement wwould you be schemin

thinkin your first prob here is that the whole most humans don't do quadrants thing
so even if you were interested she wouldn't really get it
and on that note don't think i can go ashen on your butt just like that
just gotta be protective over my family ya know?

but all a that junk aside, where you at neway?
if you wanna do the whole teamin up thing i'd totes be up for it
ur p cute and look like you need someone to watch your back so you don't end up a twig prince again
that is if i pass the whole bein good enough test

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