♒ 5th Accidental Video/Text

[thevveribest]

[It certainly has been a while since anyone has seen or heard the overbearing Prince of Hope, and what ever fears of his departure there may have been will soon be quelled entirely as the feed clicks on. However, it's at an awkward angle that shows more sky and tree tops than anything else. After a few moments, the gear gets nudged by something, and beyond a few more strands of grass filling the screen, there's also a small view of Eridan, who looks like he's spent the last three weeks asleep in the woods... which he has. He's also got some things wriggling on him.]

Wha... th'fuck--

[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]


[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]

i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any

Comments

[voidportrait]

Yeah, lemme tell Haru I'm bailin' an' I'll be headin' out that way tonight. We gotta get this shit settled, can't leave it to wonder.

[Man, she's not gonna get over the fact that he's a fricken wizard, that will never not be cool.]

Teeeechnically destroyer of hope, but, details. Still a hero of hope either way so yeah it totes counts. All I can do is steal the idea of nothingness, an' I'm not even good at that yet.

[thevveribest]

Exactly.

[Oh will you cut it out with correcting him?]

I know what it is, but I will romanticize it as I see fit. ...Steal the idea of nothingness? That sounds... difficult.

[voidportrait]

Romanticizing, huh? Yeah, I can totes give you that then.

[God, he is just precious.]

It's kinda hard, yeah. But I like a challenge. Like, supposedly all I gotta do is focus on an object, it's idea, and I can steal it and make it appear in my hands. That's why the bitch queen is out for me, she wanted me to summon the orb thingy that way for her. Zilch luck though, so far I was managin' to make some green cubes I was gonna make a fort with, but that's about it.

[thevveribest]

[He goes silent for a few moments. Haha yeah the matriorb. He wonders if she knows whose fault it is that it doesn't exist anymore, but he's not sure who would have even told her that in the first place.]





Well, with any luck you'll get it down, and the troll race will be restored proper.

[He sounds a little... dejected.]