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♒ 5th Accidental Video/Text
Oct. 1st, 2013 11:11 am[It certainly has been a while since anyone has seen or heard the overbearing Prince of Hope, and what ever fears of his departure there may have been will soon be quelled entirely as the feed clicks on. However, it's at an awkward angle that shows more sky and tree tops than anything else. After a few moments, the gear gets nudged by something, and beyond a few more strands of grass filling the screen, there's also a small view of Eridan, who looks like he's spent the last three weeks asleep in the woods... which he has. He's also got some things wriggling on him.]
Wha... th'fuck--
[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]
[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]
i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any
Wha... th'fuck--
[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]
[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]
i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any
♒ 4th Video
Jun. 30th, 2013 10:25 am[The feed turns on to none other than Eridan, and from the looks of the surrounding area, he's outside of town. He looks indignantly at the camera, before rolling his eyes and looking at something off screen.]
I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.
[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]
But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.
So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.
[A beat.]
So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.
I'm sure the lot a you hawe missed my face ewer so much, an' I can't blame you, so here, hawe a completely uncalled for and exorbitant treat on my most generous behalf.
[Yeah he's going to allow you all a few seconds to just take in the beauty that is himself... before glancing back to the camera a moment later.]
But, to the matter at hand, I didn't just make this post to spoil you underserwin' lot, after all. To state it plainly, I'm bored outta my fuckin' pan, and so I'we decided I'll try this retarded, let alone, WORTHLESS trial a badges, an' as such I got a few questions for those with the complete facilities to answer 'em.
So respond to this immediately, I ain't gonna ask 'em forthright and hawe a bunch a sniwelin' idiots tryin' to tell me a bunch a misinformation and thus I make some mistakes due to whatewer unintelligible babble is slung my way. I'll be determinin' if you're worth askin' or not wia how you approach me.
[A beat.]
So come on, I ain't got all bloody day, hop to it.
♒ 3rd Video;
Apr. 12th, 2013 04:44 pm[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
♒ 2nd Video;
Mar. 20th, 2013 05:42 pmFor who it may concern, Wris seems to be missin'.
[He looks indifferent as he looks into the feed.]
That, or she's run off without her insufferable spider. [Which, almost as if on cue, makes itself noticeable by poking out the top of Eridan's well groomed hair with a nearly despairing churrr. His eyes trail upward, as if attempting to glare at it, but then he looks back to the feed.]
So is this a normal thing? Showin' up here for a week or so and disappearin'? I know people tend to disappear an' what not, but I wasn't sure what the bloody return rate was.
[Despite his indifference, he does sound a little... disappointed?]
Of course, not that I'm complainin', now she won't be holdin' me back none, and I won't hawe to be dealin' with her insufferable fuckin' personality.
Guess it makes for a lonely trip, though.
[He looks indifferent as he looks into the feed.]
That, or she's run off without her insufferable spider. [Which, almost as if on cue, makes itself noticeable by poking out the top of Eridan's well groomed hair with a nearly despairing churrr. His eyes trail upward, as if attempting to glare at it, but then he looks back to the feed.]
So is this a normal thing? Showin' up here for a week or so and disappearin'? I know people tend to disappear an' what not, but I wasn't sure what the bloody return rate was.
[Despite his indifference, he does sound a little... disappointed?]
Of course, not that I'm complainin', now she won't be holdin' me back none, and I won't hawe to be dealin' with her insufferable fuckin' personality.
Guess it makes for a lonely trip, though.
♒ 1st Video; ♒ + ♏
Mar. 4th, 2013 01:52 pm[After some fussing, Eridan decides that maybe video would be the best option, especially with what he has to say! So hello Johto--and Kanto, certainly hope you were ready for a screen full of Eridan’s face, and the exaggerated expression of disdain that accompanies it. There might even a bit of a pout with it! But it certainly is him for those who are familiar, black hair, pretentious purple streak, just pinkish skin instead of grey, no zigzag horns, and certainly no fins! How dreadful!]
You know, I was pretty alright where I was, sure bein’ sawed in half was hardly my ideal way to go, but I could deal with bein’ dead. Kinda got used to it after the first--fuck, I don’t ewen KNOW how long.
[He pulls the ‘gear back to let the network get a niiiice look at him.]
This howewer? Bein’ some inferior species, lackin’ horns and fins and--
Eridaaaaaaaan!
[That drawn out shout comes from somewhere out of view, but the girl responsible can soon be heard jogging over.]
Man, I thought that was you with your awful cape. And the hair. And the scarf! You're pretty hard to miss, huh?
[She ducks into view, peering at his Pokegear like it's hers to look at. Those who know Vriska might notice she's missing her glasses.]
Wris--!
[He’s certain surprised by her coming over, but then she’s putting her face all in HIS space and getting in his way! In the next moment, he’s definitely trying to push her away, palm meeting her face and shoving!]
Did I fuckin’ say you could be in this wideo? No I didn’t, get the fuck back, Serket!
Ugh, hey!
[Vriska grabs at his hand and shoves her other hand at his side, trying to win back the space she stole.]
Don't be a dick! Did you ever stop to think maybe these people want someone better to look at? What if they want to know I'm here?
--Gamzee, if you're seeing this, I've got words for you!
No one better to look at exists, Wris, and if you’re tryin’ to imply yourself, let me be the first to tell you the known uniwerses did a impossible task and made you look ewen worse than you did as a troll!
[But he’s certainly fighting her for that space, shoving and pushing and--welp he just dropped the pokegear! What a lovely view of the grass and shoes.]
Fuck--you made me drop it, you worthless hag! Also, who giwes a fin flippin' fuck about Gam--
[Unseen by the viewers, Eridan is snatching the pokegear, and in the next instant the feed cuts.]
(ooc: Blue is Vriska, violet is Eridan, both will be replying also! And there's some warnings you might want to know about Vriska, so if you would, direct yourself to her permission post, please and thank you!)
You know, I was pretty alright where I was, sure bein’ sawed in half was hardly my ideal way to go, but I could deal with bein’ dead. Kinda got used to it after the first--fuck, I don’t ewen KNOW how long.
[He pulls the ‘gear back to let the network get a niiiice look at him.]
This howewer? Bein’ some inferior species, lackin’ horns and fins and--
Eridaaaaaaaan!
[That drawn out shout comes from somewhere out of view, but the girl responsible can soon be heard jogging over.]
Man, I thought that was you with your awful cape. And the hair. And the scarf! You're pretty hard to miss, huh?
[She ducks into view, peering at his Pokegear like it's hers to look at. Those who know Vriska might notice she's missing her glasses.]
Wris--!
[He’s certain surprised by her coming over, but then she’s putting her face all in HIS space and getting in his way! In the next moment, he’s definitely trying to push her away, palm meeting her face and shoving!]
Did I fuckin’ say you could be in this wideo? No I didn’t, get the fuck back, Serket!
Ugh, hey!
[Vriska grabs at his hand and shoves her other hand at his side, trying to win back the space she stole.]
Don't be a dick! Did you ever stop to think maybe these people want someone better to look at? What if they want to know I'm here?
--Gamzee, if you're seeing this, I've got words for you!
No one better to look at exists, Wris, and if you’re tryin’ to imply yourself, let me be the first to tell you the known uniwerses did a impossible task and made you look ewen worse than you did as a troll!
[But he’s certainly fighting her for that space, shoving and pushing and--welp he just dropped the pokegear! What a lovely view of the grass and shoes.]
Fuck--you made me drop it, you worthless hag! Also, who giwes a fin flippin' fuck about Gam--
[Unseen by the viewers, Eridan is snatching the pokegear, and in the next instant the feed cuts.]
(ooc: Blue is Vriska, violet is Eridan, both will be replying also! And there's some warnings you might want to know about Vriska, so if you would, direct yourself to her permission post, please and thank you!)
♒ Voice Mail ♒
Mar. 14th, 2008 07:35 pmI'm obwiously busy at the moment, if it isn't important, don't waste my time, but if it is, leawe a message after the beep, an' I'll probably get back to ya when I'we the time to spare.
--beep--
