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thevveribest) wrote2013-03-04 01:52 pm
thevveribest) wrote2013-03-04 01:52 pm
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♒ 1st Video; ♒ + ♏
[After some fussing, Eridan decides that maybe video would be the best option, especially with what he has to say! So hello Johto--and Kanto, certainly hope you were ready for a screen full of Eridan’s face, and the exaggerated expression of disdain that accompanies it. There might even a bit of a pout with it! But it certainly is him for those who are familiar, black hair, pretentious purple streak, just pinkish skin instead of grey, no zigzag horns, and certainly no fins! How dreadful!]
You know, I was pretty alright where I was, sure bein’ sawed in half was hardly my ideal way to go, but I could deal with bein’ dead. Kinda got used to it after the first--fuck, I don’t ewen KNOW how long.
[He pulls the ‘gear back to let the network get a niiiice look at him.]
This howewer? Bein’ some inferior species, lackin’ horns and fins and--
Eridaaaaaaaan!
[That drawn out shout comes from somewhere out of view, but the girl responsible can soon be heard jogging over.]
Man, I thought that was you with your awful cape. And the hair. And the scarf! You're pretty hard to miss, huh?
[She ducks into view, peering at his Pokegear like it's hers to look at. Those who know Vriska might notice she's missing her glasses.]
Wris--!
[He’s certain surprised by her coming over, but then she’s putting her face all in HIS space and getting in his way! In the next moment, he’s definitely trying to push her away, palm meeting her face and shoving!]
Did I fuckin’ say you could be in this wideo? No I didn’t, get the fuck back, Serket!
Ugh, hey!
[Vriska grabs at his hand and shoves her other hand at his side, trying to win back the space she stole.]
Don't be a dick! Did you ever stop to think maybe these people want someone better to look at? What if they want to know I'm here?
--Gamzee, if you're seeing this, I've got words for you!
No one better to look at exists, Wris, and if you’re tryin’ to imply yourself, let me be the first to tell you the known uniwerses did a impossible task and made you look ewen worse than you did as a troll!
[But he’s certainly fighting her for that space, shoving and pushing and--welp he just dropped the pokegear! What a lovely view of the grass and shoes.]
Fuck--you made me drop it, you worthless hag! Also, who giwes a fin flippin' fuck about Gam--
[Unseen by the viewers, Eridan is snatching the pokegear, and in the next instant the feed cuts.]
(ooc: Blue is Vriska, violet is Eridan, both will be replying also! And there's some warnings you might want to know about Vriska, so if you would, direct yourself to her permission post, please and thank you!)
You know, I was pretty alright where I was, sure bein’ sawed in half was hardly my ideal way to go, but I could deal with bein’ dead. Kinda got used to it after the first--fuck, I don’t ewen KNOW how long.
[He pulls the ‘gear back to let the network get a niiiice look at him.]
This howewer? Bein’ some inferior species, lackin’ horns and fins and--
Eridaaaaaaaan!
[That drawn out shout comes from somewhere out of view, but the girl responsible can soon be heard jogging over.]
Man, I thought that was you with your awful cape. And the hair. And the scarf! You're pretty hard to miss, huh?
[She ducks into view, peering at his Pokegear like it's hers to look at. Those who know Vriska might notice she's missing her glasses.]
Wris--!
[He’s certain surprised by her coming over, but then she’s putting her face all in HIS space and getting in his way! In the next moment, he’s definitely trying to push her away, palm meeting her face and shoving!]
Did I fuckin’ say you could be in this wideo? No I didn’t, get the fuck back, Serket!
Ugh, hey!
[Vriska grabs at his hand and shoves her other hand at his side, trying to win back the space she stole.]
Don't be a dick! Did you ever stop to think maybe these people want someone better to look at? What if they want to know I'm here?
--Gamzee, if you're seeing this, I've got words for you!
No one better to look at exists, Wris, and if you’re tryin’ to imply yourself, let me be the first to tell you the known uniwerses did a impossible task and made you look ewen worse than you did as a troll!
[But he’s certainly fighting her for that space, shoving and pushing and--welp he just dropped the pokegear! What a lovely view of the grass and shoes.]
Fuck--you made me drop it, you worthless hag! Also, who giwes a fin flippin' fuck about Gam--
[Unseen by the viewers, Eridan is snatching the pokegear, and in the next instant the feed cuts.]
(ooc: Blue is Vriska, violet is Eridan, both will be replying also! And there's some warnings you might want to know about Vriska, so if you would, direct yourself to her permission post, please and thank you!)
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[A voice he's been simultaneously hoping to hear again soon and hoping to never hear again. It's hard missing your...well technically she's his ex now isn't she? That's a depressing thought that he only just realized.]
[He's not really sure what to say, but he knows that he's not quite ready to return the video just yet. So text for now.]
vriskaaaaaaaa!
you sure took your sweet time getting back here didn't you?
[i missed you. No, that sounds really fucking l8me, delete it! There.]
gamzee's with karkat right now so chances are you will hear from both of them sooner or later.
anyway, welcome back to johto! i am sure you have lots of questions.
luckily for you, it just so happens that i have lots of answers.
so hit me.
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Joooooooohn! ::::D
Man, it is gr8 to hear from someone who doesn't suck!
I don't remem8er 8eing here 8efore, 8ut Aradia already explained a8out that. Not that it makes much sense, 8ut whatever.
She mentioned that too.
First off, why am I human now?
And what's with the music????????
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it's just kind of against the rules here. everybody who isn't human becomes one: trolls, other aliens, dogs, etc.
people who have supernatural powers of any kind lose those too, which you probably already noticed.
actually, that's a lie. certain psychic powers are still allowed for whatever reason. like tavros could still talk to animals when he was here.
you will get used to it though, it's really not so bad.
the music is kind of the same deal. it's just there, nobody's sure why but there's no way to turn it off.
it does at least change from place to place and it's easy enough to tune out.
i barely even notice it anymore, myself.
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8ut that explains where my wings went. And my eye.
Do you know how weird it is looking through two pupils????????
W8, dum8 question. Of course you wouldn't when you've only ever had two.
I don't seem how I'm going to 8e getting used to this music when it keeps 8eeping at me from nowhere.
Where are you, anyway?
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trust me though, you will.
i'm in kanto, pewter city specifically.
it's the next region over from the one you're in right now.
there's a paper map in your bag if you want to have a look. and your pokegear has a digital one too if you don't feel like rooting through your bag for it.
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I asked a gr8 question. It's not my fault you can't answer it.
I saw the map already, though I didn't give it a close look save to see where the next city is.
You see, I'm a planner. I look at what I need to do and don't w8ste my time looking up stuff I don't need!
[There is a pause, anyway, as she looks up where Pewter City is. Because she needs the info now. It makes sense, shut up.]
Jeeze, you're a ways away.
Guess we won't 8e meeting up anytime soon.
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but it's the same answer you would get from anybody else!
anyway yeah, i am kind of far away right now.
i could fly back there and pick you up if you want me to though. it would still take a couple of days for us to meet up but it would be sooner than later so yeah. there's that.
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First Aradia tries to give me pokemon, now you offer to pick me up.
If I'm going to get ahead in the game I'd rather do it under my own power.
You know, instead of relying on handouts.
I know I helped you advance through S8ur8, 8ut trust me. I've got this. ::::)
Speaking of, will I get another lame answer if I ask how we're here in the first place?
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well to be honest i wouldn't really be shortcutting you much by doing that.
see, you have a couple of options available to you!
you figured it out from your map i'm sure, but you can head to cherrygrove from where you are and take the johto gym challenge in all the cities following. orrr you can hop a ferry that will take you over to kanto.
and pewter city has the first kanto badge. so really all i'd be doing is saving you some legwork. you know, if you wanted to do kanto first.
i just thought you might want to travel with us instead of by yourself. that's all.
trust me, i wasn't doubting your abilities for a second.
but if you do want to do johto first, that's fine! nothing wrong with that.
though i do have something that technically belongs to you, if you want him back.
if nothing else, he can help you get away from eridan. because if i had to guess...you got a spider as your starter again, yes?
proooobably not the best thing for riding, huh?
unfortunately, yes. nobody's sure how we were brought here either.
just that we're stuck here until whatever cosmic force that brought us here decides to send us back.
people come and go and come again and sometimes they do this multiple times but it's not something we have any control over.
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8efore I decide, though, let me ask a few things.
1. How long would this whole ferry ride coming to get me thing take?
2. Who counts as "us"?
3. Presuming this "him" is a pokemon, what kind is it? Did you train him a lot on your own or just keep him fed and stuff while I was a8sent?
8asically what is 8oils down to is practicality and time concerns.
Too many shortcuts and I'll start looking like the kind of player who can't do anything on her own!
Even if that's not your intent, so thanks for wanting to help. Really. ::::)
8ut I'm already starting 8ehind everyone else, so I want to make my own legitim8 progress to prove what I can do, you know?
Oh, and may8e one more question.
4. How the hell do I get this dum8 spider out of my hair????????
She crawled up there first thing and won't come out!
I would have tried harder to make her move 8ut Eridan distracted me, and then this, and she's 8asically 8een parked up there this whole time.
Are all spiders this small here?
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1. the ferry ride itself is three days. and from pallet to pewter would take a few hours by air.
2. rose, dave, jade, dave's bro, rose's mom, valeria, karkat, vanitas, terezi, gamzee... oh wait. well even if he's with us, karkat is too so it should be fine.
3. "he" is hunter, a luxray. he's a big electric lion that can see through things. i figured you might say something like that, so i didn't train him much at all while you were gone. he really likes to battle though, so he did gain a few levels in my care.
4. well you can always put her back in her ball or try luring her out with food. some pokemon are just attracted to making homes in their trainer's hair though so chances are she's going to keep doing that unless you teach her otherwise.
and that depends on which spider you have.
joltik is really tiny, but spinarak is bigger than your average earth spider. and both of them grow much bigger after they evolve.
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Then again he pro8a8ly would have taken twice as long to say what you said, and filled it in with "fuck" every other word.
8ut in that case, I think I'll stick to Johto.
I want to jump riiiiiiiight into training. If I have to w8 a few days just to wind up with a group of people I mostly don't know, don't care a8out, or don't want to 8e around, I'd feel like the whole thing was a w8ste of time.
We can still meet up l8ter in the game though. I promise I'll try. ::::)
8etter than try, I'll actually do it!
And in that case, I'll take him.
Aradia tried to give me 8ack this 8utterfree I apparently had 8efore, 8ut she trained him a whole lot on her own. Accepting him 8ack would feel like I was just getting 8y on her effort, you know?
Thanks for keeping my interests in mind.
8ut you'll have to give me a 8etter idea than that!
How 8ig is much 8igger???????? Joltik's the one I have, 8ut you should know, my lusus completely DWARFED me 8y the time she was full grown.
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alright though, i understand. i mean we won't be over here in kanto forever so it's not like you and i will never get to see each other.
next month is jane and i's birthday so i wouldn't be surprised if we take a trip back to johto for that.
and of course, vriska. after everything you've done for me, the least i can do is keep your best interests in mind right?
i will head over to the pokemon center and transfer him to your pc then. there's one in elm's lab so you should have no trouble getting him. i'm sure he'll be glad to be back with you.
oh no no, not that big! both galvantula and ariados are about the size of small or medium dogs.
[He's a little disappointed that she won't be joining them but he can't honestly blame her. And she actually wants to see him so he can't be too upset. He's almost tempted to send her Christmas present to her along with Hunter but somehow that seems like something better left for when he sees her in person.]
[Maybe this won't be so bad, aft-- oh shit. Right. He was so distracted by various emotions and explanations that he forgot that he had a question for her too. Wtg, John.]
oh! i just remembered.
johto really likes to screw with time and when it pulls us from our world and shit. idk if aradia's explained it to you or not yet.
but what's the last thing you remember back home?
[Obviously his hope that she would be nabbed from a point where she wouldn't remember him didn't happen. But that doesn't mean that she can't still be from a point before she fell in love with him.]
[...whenever that was.]
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8etter than a 8unch of 8oring old grey everywhere.
Funny, Aradia's 8een pestering me to pick a human 8irthday now that I'm one of you.
How old are you going to 8e?
May8e it will 8e appropri8 when I first met you on your 8irthday, too.
I'll 8e sure to stop 8y the la8 then.
And that's a relief!
[--is what she's been typing, when the second message comes through. She pauses, then with message unsent adds her answer onto the text.]
Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
It's like I told Kanaya, I really AM going to 8e complaining a8out this all day. >::::(
It wasn't "8ack home", really. In fact, I was in Jane's session.
You can thank Megido for explaining things to me, even if it took forever to drag the info out of her.
8ut anyway, what happened was that Gamzee had somehow gotten to her land with Tavros' 8ody and mine, and he dumped them into her sprite.
I don't know if 8eing a sprite sounds that 8ad to you, and may8e it would have 8een almost okay if not for 8eing com8ined with Tavros.
It turns out our personalities are COMPLETELY incompati8le. We were just one awful mass of dispar8 tr8s and thoughts, h8ing each other and ourself, with no clue which thought came from what part.
It was like having your think pan try to tear itself apart, which it literally did only a few minutes later.
Or, technically, it exploded.
Then I woke up in that hive with that deluded woman who called herself my mother? I'm going to guess you don't know what's up with that either.
Unless I was just particularly unlucky.
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[Gamzee, what.......]
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it probably has something to do with the video game aspect of pokemon.
and with that stuff out of the way...
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no seriously, what the hell?
[This game is so fucked up.]
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I do not have the faintest fucking clue, John.
You think it's 8izarre to read a8out, 8ut it was even weirder going through it.
God, I'm never going to forget that.
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no. that's a lie. i can't even imagine that.
spriting a person and an animal or something is one thing but two people?
what was he think
no not going to finish that one either.
because i am guessing this was gamzee after he loses it completely, right?
making a note of it right now.
your birthday, i mean.
though i will admit you surprised me. i was guessing you would pick august 8th. :P
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You don't even know. I think he got MORE crazy somehow.
I don't know how to explain that outfit he was wearing otherwise.
He's not even god tier, so what the fuck.
If August is the eighth month, though, that was my first thought!
8ut Megido told me that would put me as having Nepeta's sign, so I changed my mind and picked a Scorpio day.
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oh and just to get it out of the way because i'm sure it will come up in some way or another: i was brought here kind of early in the adventure. especially compared to everybody else. i hadn't even gotten jade into the game yet.
so there are a lot of things i don't know. though past-you, rose, and karkat have tried to fill me in on stuff so i'm not completely blind.
oh right! i didn't think about the zodiac. makes sense.
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Wow, though. You haven't even gone reached god tier yet, have you?
I don't know all what they told you, 8ut I could fill in the gaps for my part if you ask.
Not that I stayed on the meteor long. Looks like you already knew that part.
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not that it matters much here.
i did know that though, yes. last time you were here it was right after terezi stabbed you.
so the whole not on the meteor thing was kind of implied there.
but i know about god tiering, rose going off the grimdark deep end, my dad, the scratch, splitting up for three years to head to the new session...not that i have an idea what i'm up to doing those three years.
jade's stuck in the same place i am and she's the only one who would know so we're both in the dark about any and all travel adventures.
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All I've 8een doing is wandering around the dream 8u88les until Gamzee pulled that stunt earlier.
8ut I did see you.
Altern8 you, I mean. You remem8er when Terezi tricked you into dying?
Or........ what happened in your timeline instead?
That's the one.
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