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[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[Tsunade's not at the gear right now, but Kiba has taken it upon himself to figure out the device and is more or less responding in the only way that seems appropriate. His dry blood colored maw sticking in the screen while look very agitated and growling to show just how he feels about this.]

[Eridan just looks amused.]

You look like you'd put up a good fight.

[Kiba's not quite as amused, his low growling continuing until he gets shoved out of the way by a particularly large Ninetails who picks the 'gear up in his mouth and deposits it in the lap of the blond who's playing tug-of-war with a tiny Houndour.]

What's up, Hashirama? [She mutters before scooping up the 'gear.] Mmm?

Oh. Sorry about that, Kiba's been a bit of trouble lately.

Seems as though more and more a you trainers can't seem to keep your beasts under proper control. No harm done, though.

[A beat.]

I suppose the woofbeast just wasn't too fond a what I had to say.

[Not that he cares. It's just a dumb creature, after all.]

Keeping them under control? They listen quite fine to my commands, actually. [In fact, Kiba gently headbutts her shoulder, glaring daggers at the screen once again.]

If you're planning on hunting them, you might want to stick to the wild ones. I know my team wouldn't take too kindly to it and I wouldn't be against them taking a chunk out of someone threatening them. [Small bit of a grin.] Especially Kiba, guy leaves some nasty marks.

Oh please, I fear no foul beast. I'we killed thousands on my home planet for a much worthier cause than for fun, so don't think I'm ewen threatened by such petty remarks.

An' it ain't like the beast I hunted before didn't hawe their relations either. I wasn't called "Orphaner" for nothin'.

[yeah he's bragging...]

Listen up, kid. I'd trust me life to these creatures and, mind you, I've taken down entire villages by myself. [Well, okay, with some help, but you know.] You can ask anyone that knows me, I don't play around, all of them know how to defend themselves and fight back.

[A pause, snorting for a moment.] I dare you to try it. Where are you at?

An' I'we killed hundreds a thousands before in my FLARPin' days, I care not about your willages. You can do all this talkin' if you want, but when it comes down to it, words are fuckin' cheap.

[A scrunch of his nose.] Goldenrod, if you want to see the legend in person.

Edited 2013-04-13 04:48 (UTC)

[... Goldenrod, well, shit.]

Can't go to Goldenrod, I'm in Ecruteak. Going to be staying here for a little while if you want to put your money where your mouth is. Kiba and Hashirama look forward to ripping the flesh from your bones. [Mere bit of a shrug.] I trust you'll get out here as soon as you can to prove yourself, they could always use a new snack.

I hope you got your strange human funeral arrangements in mind for when I arriwe and inewitably slay your creatures. It will be heartbreakin' and hilarious all in one go. Heartbreakin' for you, of course. You'll see how far that smart noise flap a yours gets you.

Once I'm finished with my business here, I'll be sure to pay you a special wisit.

Edited 2013-04-13 04:57 (UTC)

[Well, she's laughing now, this is probably the most amusing thing she's come across since arriving in the place.] Sure, you keep telling yourself that. If you want, I'll even give you a spar against myself. I had quite the reputation as one of the three most powerful shinobi in my world, we'll see how you stack up, hm?

Name's Tsunade, I hope you can remember that.

I don't ewen know what a Sheepnopee is, and I don't care... Howewer, depends on what this duel will entail. Surely you'll understand I'm not goin' to agree on terms that would put me at a disadwantage.

[Since he doesn't have his gun nor wand...]

Tsun it is. The name's Eridan Ampora, you won't forget it.

Edited 2013-04-13 17:42 (UTC)

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