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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[eyes_are_uphere]

[Tsunade's not at the gear right now, but Kiba has taken it upon himself to figure out the device and is more or less responding in the only way that seems appropriate. His dry blood colored maw sticking in the screen while look very agitated and growling to show just how he feels about this.]

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[queenbeeyotch]

[Eridan, honey, Barby doesn't know who the fuck you are, but she already thinks you're crazy. Now most people would keep that to themselves, but not her. She's going to let him know she's judging him.]

There is so much wrong with everything you said that I don't even know where to begin.

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[iownahoofbeast]

[A rare video response from Equius, just so he can give Eridan his most withering look of blue-blooded disapproval.]

Seadweller. I am not sure which is more appalling. Your desire for carnage for its own sake, or your belief that you could actually harm one of the Pokébeasts yourself.

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[wontturntostone]

Eridan
This Entire Society Is Structured Around Pokebeasts In One Form Or Another
Why Would You Possibly Think They Would Go Around Killing Them

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[dressofheaven]

I think I'd like to see you try this. Are you going to fling yourself at them and strangle them with your bare hands?

[Ilya is laughing uproariously at the idea on the other side of the connection, but she's not really planning on showing her face, so Eridan just gets some slightly mocking text for now.]

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

What's with the funny accent? You sound like German crossed with like, Van Pelt from Jumanji.

[Howard shows up on the feed. His Sneasel is resting around his shoulders like a feather boa made of claws, fur and, well, pink feathers. Her long ear twitches a bit but she's clearly asleep.]

Rations and I think the Pidgeys could make for some good skeet targets.

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[viiru2alert]

[Sollux has been making an honest effort to ignore Eridan up until this point. But that's too far. That's too far, you fishfaced asshole.]

Shut the fuck up, Ampora. No one's interested in your murderous daydreams. But hey, if you want to try shooting them, have fun watching the fuckers come back to life.

[bywiseguidance]

Considering that even the least of these mere 'beasts' is capable of changing into one capable of commanding the very elements, much less their obvious resistance to damage--or have you not watched a battle recently?--they would be extremely difficult to kill.

Also, you do realize that people here cannot be killed? It is impossible. If we cannot be, it stands to reason that they cannot be either. All you would accomplish is giving an intelligent and powerful animal reason to hold a grudge against you.

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[shippingmath]

Because it's a waste of energy and not worth it to potentially get arrested for killing something you probably can't even eat or do anything with. If you're looking for dangerous fun, you could just jump off a cliff instead.

[Blunt!]

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[timelymaid]

You're going to be the first of us to get thrown in human jail, aren't you?

[ This sounds pretty illegal after all! At least, she's pretty sure it's illegal? Not at home, but definitely here. People here are all about Pokemon. ]

I think this is pretty ill-advised, if you're soliciting opinions!

[usedshooshpap]

WHAT A DUMBASS...

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[kingbowser]

[Oh, hey. It's that one royal troll guy from before who thought he and Mario were kisme...somethings. Whatever. Anyway, see one very bulky guy with very sharp teeth. At Eridan's query, he bursts into a bellowing guffaw.]

Are you kidding?! Why would I wanna waste a potential minion? These things become powerhouses, perfect for stomping the goody two shoes chumps that litter this place!

I once used 'em to terrorize a city. That's the real fun in training them!

[Video]

[usedroar]

[Rolling his eyes.]

As if you humans could hunt anything.

[He grumbles, staring down at the thin, feeble fingernails sitting where his claws should be...]

What are you planning to do, make them laugh themselves to death? These bodies are completely useless...

[He won't admit that the thumbs have been pretty nice.]

[Audio]

[searsblindly]

Don't you have better things to do than murdering everything?

Oh wait, I guess that is what you always did! Don't you get bored of doing the same things? You really need better hobbies, Eridan! Or maybe you just suck at everything else that this is the only thing you're good at.

Why get badges that you probably can't even get when you can murder these things!