♒ 3rd Video;

[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

Comments

[video]

[iownahoofbeast]

[A rare video response from Equius, just so he can give Eridan his most withering look of blue-blooded disapproval.]

Seadweller. I am not sure which is more appalling. Your desire for carnage for its own sake, or your belief that you could actually harm one of the Pokébeasts yourself.

[video]

[unconchonable]

[He did not miss your sweaty face, Eq.]

Considerin' carnage is a natural callin' to us trolls, I don't see the apprehension you're hawin' towards it. An' I could, if I got myself the means, seein' as I'we been robbed a ewery faucet a inflicted proper lethal damage to damn near anythin'. Don't tell me ewen you think these dumb cutesy creatures more profound than the wild musclebeasts that roamed the lands of Alternia. The wery ones I had no issues slayin' for the preserwation of our species, no less.

Re: [video]

[iownahoofbeast]

There are very few things of greater majesty than the hoof and musclebeasts of Alternia, true. And there is a great deal of difference between properly applied violence with a purpose and wanton destruction committed for ones own, borderline lewd purposes.

[video]

[thevveribest]

Lewd? I ain't gettin' off to this Eq. It's a matter a sport, but I guess a landfucker like you wouldn't know anythin' about that. Probably too busy drinkin' whatewer foul liquids spew outta whatewer hoofbeast is closes to. So, I get why you'd be too busy to fully fathom there bein' not a damn thing wrong with poachin', bein' busy with your gross fetishes an' the like.

Re: [video]

[iownahoofbeast]

I am well aware of the need to test one's self in combat. It is a matter of both pragmatism and honor. There is hardly any sportsmanship in mowing down wildlife with an ancient superweapon, as I recall being your wont.

Regardless, the only reason I will not be going out of my way to halt your efforts is the near certainty that any such attempt on your part will result in one less sea-dweller among us.