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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[wontturntostone]

Putting Aside The Laughable Idea Of You Claiming Some Sort Of Attachment To The Race And Social Structure You Doomed To Extinction
Troll Culture Doesnt Work Anywhere Else
Not Unless Youve Discovered Another Race Of Hyper Violent Savages Who Slaughter Each Other Without Warning Or Concern

[Kanaya did not hate trolls, but the more she was around humans, the less thrilled she was with their predilection towards violence.]

But If You Really Think It Is Such A Good Idea
Why Dont You Just Start Doing It And See How They React

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[thevveribest]

i got a lot of attachment to our race ACTUALLY
and sayin i doomed the race is givvin me far more credit than i can rightfully lay claim to
wwe wwere doomed already i just made you fuckin realize it is all because wwith that sphere a false hope you wwere clingin to delusions and youre just mad that i cleared your head a such falsities
so you can givve me the credit wwhere it aint properly due i guess but it doesnt mean for a damn minute i dont got my attachments ok
also fuck you and your stupid prongs that typed that sentence troll culture got its place EVVERYWWHERE you think all those planets wwe invvaded and conquered thought our culture wworked there
fuck no they didnt but it didnt stop us one fuckin bit from subjugatin their sorry nooks so i dont see wwhy itd be any different here
also wwe aint savvages wwere properly fuckin civvilized for wwhat our society calls for

maybe i wwill kan cuz i really cannot givve a flyin fuck about wwhat any a these dirtscrappers got to say on the matter

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[wontturntostone]

When You Stop Claiming What You Did Was Somehow A Good Thing
I Will Stop Accusing You Of Having Done Something Terrible
Maybe

And No I Imagine Troll Culture Didnt Particularly Work In The Places We Overran Either
Since We Overran Them And Destroyed Them
And I Have Not Heard Of Any Of Those Species Surviving

Well Then
If You Are So Certain That Their Opinions Will Not Matter
Please
Proceed

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[thevveribest]

i dont remember claimin it to be a indisputably GOOD thing just not as BAD of a thing as you are tryin to paint it to be

wwe MADE it wwork and wwe can make it wwork here but the lot a you are sorry excuses for members a the mighty troll race
seriously you are all fuckin disgraces
also wwho fuckin cares about wwhether they survvivved or not survvivval of the fittest IS a thing you knoww

you dont got to tell me to proceed i planned to since before i evven made this bloody post

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[wontturntostone]

You Caused Our Races Continued Extinction
There Is No Situation Whereupon That Is Not Bad

We Arent Even Trolls Anymore Eridan
We Have Nothing To Make Work
We Are Human
YOU Are Human

You Will Have To Come To Terms With That At Some Point

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[thevveribest]

kan at that point its like bein mad at a guy for shootin a diseased an dyin hoofbeast
wwe wwere bein promised death and its comin so me destroyin the matriorb is SUCH a moot fuckin point right noww

wwe are temporarily in this human state good job for pointin out the obvvious kan
wwhat the fuck wwould wwe do wwithout your observvation skills
it wwould be a true fuckin mystery

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[wontturntostone]

I Am Angry At You For Nothing Of The Sort
We Had A Perfectly Valid Chance To Recreate Our Species
All We Needed Was The Matriorb
And A Place To Do So
Which We Would Have Found Eventually

It Is Hardly Temporary
Some People Have Been Here For Over A Sweep

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[thevveribest]

see there ya go spoutin your delusions
its a shame kan you used to havve a wworkin head on your shoulders and noww youre like a moth drawwn to the false flame a hope

temporary could mean twwenty swweeps kan i am still a troll no matter wwhat

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[wontturntostone]

Unless You Are Here Long Enough
Humans Do Not Live As Long As Us
And Die Far More Easily