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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[thevveribest]

wwhat the fuck do i look like some kind of troglodyte
id arm myself accordingly first of course
anyone wwith half of a wworkin sponge could figure that much out

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[dressofheaven]

That might be hard, seeing as there aren't any weapons in this world. So, what are you going to do without them, hmmm?

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[thevveribest]

are you really tryin to tell me that in the entirety a this fuckin WWORLD
there aint one fuckin gun
i dont believve you
wwhile the technology here hardly can cast a shadow on that wwhich us trolls havve made they got the knoww howw to make a fuckin gun
you just obvviously aint lookin vvery hard

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[dressofheaven]

Heheh. You're welcome to try and find one, but don't hold your breath!

Actually, do. I want to watch you turn purple.

But really, no. There are no guns, no swords, no bows, nothing. Search high and low, wherever you like, but you won't find anything. Why would they need such things when they can fight with these creatures?

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[thevveribest]

ha ha so hilarious
im a human noww so i wwont be turnin any glorious shade a color
only a gross color similar to the proletariat a my wworld

and you nevver knoww wwe had somethin similar on my planet to this called fidus spawwn but it wwas a game for wwigglers and it ended wwith the creatures wwe battled killin one another not gently knockin them to a state a unconsciousness like they do here
but wwe STILL had our guns and swwords and death machines so ill bet boondollars that there has got to be some sort of weapons here somewwhere
just none a ya got the ability to find em

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[dressofheaven]

Alright then, you go looking for them, let me know how it turns out!

And while you're at it, I say go ahead and try hunting a few of them. Make sure to use the gear so we can all see the results, I'm really interested in them.

[Because frankly, she already relishes the idea of seeing this guy get hurt.]