♒ 3rd Video;

[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

Comments

[thevveribest]

time doesnt guarantee that anyone has done anythin kar
so until ivve got proof a anyone tryin and failin im gonna find out for myself
perhaps people assume our granted immortality expands to them but in reality it might not

[usedshooshpap]

ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
WHICH YOU WOULD BE, BY THE WAY!
I'M NOT GOING TO BUST YOU OUT.

[thevveribest]

wwouldnt be the first time youd left me high and dry

[usedshooshpap]

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET INTO THAT NOW, ERIDAN?
FRANKLY, I AM SO OVER THAT SHIT THAT I WILL CEASE COMMUNICATIONS TEMPORARILY IF YOU PERSIST.

[thevveribest]

i wwas just sayin
if it wwasnt true you wwouldnt be gettin your nonexistent nubs in a twwist noww wwould you
but thats fine wwe can play the fakey fake pretend game that all youvver evver been wwas a good friend to me
sure lets do that

[usedshooshpap]

THAT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE TO WHAT I WAS GETTING AT.
THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT ENDS UP IN A CIRCULAR SORT OF ARGUMENT.
YOU THINK ONE WAY AND FEEL JUSTIFIED
WHILE I SIT HERE AND TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT AND MAKE *SOME* CONCESSIONS.
IN THE END, THOUGH, YOU WILL STILL FEEL ENTITLED
OR SLIGHTLY ADMIT THAT YOU WERE SIMPLY MISGUIDED OR SOME SHIT AND I WILL HAVE JUST WASTED MY BREATH.

[unconchonable]

no circular argument here kar
nor any concessions you gotta make
i dont knoww wwhat the fuck your harpin about but sure wwhatevver makes you feel youvve got the right to bitch at me i suppose

[usedshooshpap]

I WASN'T BITCHING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE THE UNNECESSARY COMMENT.

[thevveribest]

you wwere the one wwho got bent outta shape ovver a harmless comment
god kar i knoww your husk is pink and soft but you dont gotta emulate it so closely

[usedshooshpap]

OH MY GOD.
GIVE ME ABOUT FIVE MINUTES TO BASH MY SOFT SKULL INTO A HARD OBJECT.
MAYBE IT WILL ENABLE ME TO FORGET THIS SHIT.

[thevveribest]

ahahaha kar calm the fuck dowwn
seriously youre bein a tad ovverdramatic about this entire exchange
i mean evven more dramatic than USUAL that is

[usedshooshpap]

I AM NOT BEING OVER-DRAMATIC.
THIS IS JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF DRAMATICS FOR THIS CONVERSATION.