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[thevveribest]

[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]

So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?

[A beat.]

The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.

[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]

A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.

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[thevveribest]

Ahh, yeah I am aware a the cunnin' that goes into huntin' for pouncebeasts like you. Odd to be talkin' to a beast in human form, but I guess after SGRUB, anythin' can happen.

[Certainly was nice talking to his lusus for that time...]

But your claws and wit will newer match to the death-machines my race created, nor to my own huntin' expertise. I fed thousands a pouncebeasts to Gl'bgolyb, so it's pretty clear who the better hunter is.

[Yeah, he just has to toot his own horn here, don't mind him.]

As for their strength, I don't know. I'we handled far worse than what these creatures can afford, so I don't think they'd be much of a challenge if I had my Crosshairs, or my Empiricist's wand.

[usedroar]

[Crosshairs and...Empiricist's...

[Okay. He's not even going to...try to understand. And Gl'bgolyb?

[Nope. Sounds like talk to him. Really weird, stupid, made-up talk...

[As if he'd admit to being a lesser hunter even if he did find the claims to be legitimate...

[As it is, you'll get a rather cocky laugh in response.]

I think it's pretty clear who's mouth is bigger.

[thevveribest]

[He grins, clearly he's won this little argument.]

A bigger mouth just means I got more to say. Those a wast intellect tend to talk a lot.

[usedroar]

[Oh, clearly.]

So do those who don't know what they're talking about.

[thevveribest]

I wery well know what the fuck I'm talkin' about. I ain't no simpleton like the moron on the other side a this conwersation.

[usedroar]

[Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah. What did he just call you?]

Excuse me?

[thevveribest]

I don't beliewe I stuttered.

[usedroar]

[He gives a snort, then, mumbling to himself:]

Right. Because that's why I couldn't understand you...