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thevveribest) wrote2013-04-12 04:44 pm
thevveribest) wrote2013-04-12 04:44 pm
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♒ 3rd Video;
[As the feed clicks on, it first fills with the scenery of Goldenrod, Eridan having chose to head there after the little Poke`Prom and all, but soon none other than the douche prince extraordinaire is taking up the feed.]
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
So I was thinkin' to myself, has anyone ewer considered huntin' these guys?
[A beat.]
The Poke`beasts I mean. They are beasts after all, and I ain't meanin' this non-wiolent catchin' bullshit. I mean, huntin' an' killin' 'em. A course, I'we fought more fearsome creatures back on Alternia, but ewen then they seem like some could be a real challenge to take down. Regardless a bein' frightfully inferior to Alternian subterranean fauna, but ewen if it doesn't equally compare, the challenge is the sport of it.
[Yep, Eridan is 100% serious.]
A course, from the looks a it eweryone is stuck on the notion a trainin' 'em and makin' 'em fight each other, an' that's sorta got its appeal, I mean, if you're a fuckin' grub an' such. I think poachin' 'em could prowe far more interestin' than this load a poppycock with the badges an' all. Just sayin'.
[Audio]
It is what it is.
I didn't, though. We had a mutual arrangement, I took the lusii spoils, she took the trolls. I had no use for such trash, so we helped each other. There was no trickery there, Ter. An' her decidin' to split ways--[Which was more so a misunderstanding on his part anyways...]--isn't any a your business. Break ups happen, I don't giwe a shit.
I was talkin' about before I stopped giwin' a shit. Before the game. Man, Ter, you really need to try to keep up with the conwersation, I'm beginnin' to think the sun didn't only burn your eyes, but your pan as well. Because, if not for me feedin' Gl'bgolyb, you'd hawe been dead before you could ewen be taught how to see in the rewoltin' way you do.
[Audio]
No one cares! Feferi could feed Gl'bgolyb herself! What type of upcoming heiress wouldn't be able to take care of her own lusus. You just want a reason for us to try and suck up to you!
You'd be dead too anyways, so I hardly find that owing you anything.