thevveribest | ♒ 5th Accidental Video/Text

[It certainly has been a while since anyone has seen or heard the overbearing Prince of Hope, and what ever fears of his departure there may have been will soon be quelled entirely as the feed clicks on. However, it's at an awkward angle that shows more sky and tree tops than anything else. After a few moments, the gear gets nudged by something, and beyond a few more strands of grass filling the screen, there's also a small view of Eridan, who looks like he's spent the last three weeks asleep in the woods... which he has. He's also got some things wriggling on him.]

Wha... th'fuck--

[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]

[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]

i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any

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i thought you would be interested to know they left
are you not pleased about that at all
but hm
i guess nothing that important
i mean the fossils was the last thing to really occur

wwell alright thats true
i am particularly pleased this place isnt sufferin from their malodorous stench anymore
im sure your sniffnodes are pleased as wwell but i guess youre alright wwith the stench of peasantry and mustard considerin your inexplicable habit of hangin around that filth
eq did a fine job of hidin though evven wwhen he wwas here but i guess its better off that he isnt here to pop in wwith his twwo cents that no one cares to hear about

tell me is a certain unsavvory glowwin seamstress still wwithin our ranks
i suppose i should knoww i wwouldnt get this lucky but its wworth askin

kanayas still here
i think we might split up travel wise soon though i dont really want to leave pewter all that much

i kneww i wwasnt that lucky
splittin up though huh
you knoww ivve not made my wway to kanto as of yet perhaps i could

yeah so far my plans for this month are
well
apparently it is halloween month? :o
john and rose might have a party and if i do i will go there
otherwise i am pretty much just finishing up badges so i can do whatever

wwhats a hallowween
eugh wwhy wwould you evver go to any shindig theyvve slopped together
john aint so bad though he seems to havve some sorta bellicose fixation on me for reasons i dont understand or rightly care to
but that wwitch rose is company that i find to be horrid in taste
if youre plannin to stick around for a wwhile i may be makin my wway there wwithin the next feww days

its a human holiday!!!!!!!
you wear costumes and there are ghosts and you go around getting candy or tricking people and there are ghosts and you wear costumes!!!
im not planning on going anywhere really like i said
unless something interesting comes up im just proceeding through kanto in a normal fashion
though im
still in the first gym city

its just a really interesting city okay

ara you givve far more shits about this holiday than i do
perhaps enough shits to covver my lack there of
but you alwways wwere interested in wweird dead things wwerent you
also wwhats so special about costumes wwe used to wwear costumes for flarp i dont see wwhy there needs to be a holiday for it

whats so interestin about it
oh and howw did your excursion to mt moon wwork out for you

:(
so youre saying you wont dress up and come to a party?
also i dont think theyre weird dead things
i mean
the ghost pokemon and ghosts
i am sure they are very nice dead things!!!
and i dont know you dress up as like
things and people and whatever you like
i am not entirely sure about the goal of it to be honest but the last time i was at a costume party it wasnt a costume party so this time i am going to one that is okay

the museum and mt moon :o
theyre just really fascinating!!
did you know that clefairy are apparently from space
and they are most frequently found at mt moon
and it went really well thanks!!!
it was nice of you to ask

lets be real for a moment ara
wwho the fuck wwould invvite me to a party
cant say im on the top of anyones list of favvorite trolls noww am i
but lets say i wwere HYPOTHETICALLY invvited wwhat wwould i evven wwear exactly
your apt list there does nothin to facilitate the creativve juices needed to get in the spirit a costumin fyi
but fine do wwhat you wwant far be it for me to stop you from goin to some lame costume party

wwell i figure i may as wwell take some interest in my friends interests
or somethin

[Now he feels awkward. Positive exchanges are still just jarring to some extent. SO HOW ABOUT THEM CLEFAIRIES?]

uh so
theres pokebeasts that came from space
these beasts really got no limit of wwhat they are or wwhere they come from do they

Edited 2013-10-06 02:53 (UTC)

i would invite you!
and idk i think people here go as pokemon
because
well everything is pokemon around here :o
i am not sure what i am going to be but i want it to be really magnificent
and also fun
fun and magnificent

in that case how are you doing
are you and roxy going to travel together?

yes there are!!!
i think there are more than just clefairy
but thats the one i now best

there are even lab created pokemon just like us :o
well
not just like us but they were made in a lab
that is sort of similar

i
am NOT
dressin up as no stinkin pokemon

im doin fine though and yeah it looks that wway
shes tolerable compared to most of the slack-jawwed idiots ivve endured wwhile bein here

gotta be honest i cant say i care too much about space pokebeasts but if its got you all excited thats good i guess

so test tube pokebeasts
because there wwasnt enough naturally
its creepy howw much these pink monkeys are obsessed wwith these things

you could always go as your old flarp persona

shes very nice!
i was traveling with a previous roxy when i first got here
i think shes very fun

well this entire world is sort of founded on pokemon
it only stands to reason!

i suppose so
better to stand out than disappear into the crowwd a people all dressin the same in dumb fuckin constumes

she certainly aint pissin me off thats for sure

i knoww that
just seems all needless
theyre just dumb beasts wwith special powwers
evven our race wwho relied on our lusii for livvin purposes wwerent that fuckin obsessed like these humans are wwith the pokebeasts

do you miss flarp ever

:o im impressed!

well our humans werent obsessed with them either
idk
i suppose it is like
okay
i am not sure what it is like really it is just a thing
i think it is sort of sweet if odd

i dunno
maybe

wwhats that supposed to mean

guess its just somethin unique to this stupid wworld
lucky us

it means you dont normally like people
what other meaning would that statement have? :o

i dont think its all that bad!
weve been in worse places :)

coulda been a shot at me
aint like i dont get those enough

alright true but that doesnt mean i gotta like this place much
especially considerin wwhat wwrong its done to me

well we are trolls
normally

what wrong
is this about the being human thing again

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