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♒ 5th Accidental Video/Text

[It certainly has been a while since anyone has seen or heard the overbearing Prince of Hope, and what ever fears of his departure there may have been will soon be quelled entirely as the feed clicks on. However, it's at an awkward angle that shows more sky and tree tops than anything else. After a few moments, the gear gets nudged by something, and beyond a few more strands of grass filling the screen, there's also a small view of Eridan, who looks like he's spent the last three weeks asleep in the woods... which he has. He's also got some things wriggling on him.]

Wha... th'fuck--

[His voice sounds dry and crackly, like he hasn't had a drink in forever... Which he hasn't. He has only just now noticed all the caterpie and weedle having a party on his previously unconscious body - is that a metapod?? Cue some unflattering near-strangled yelps of surprise escaping him as he desperately tries to beat the things off of him. In the scuffle, he hits the gear and unfortunately cutting the show short.]

[However, not long after a text message sends out, him of course not realizing a video was even broadcasting his less than graceful battle against the nuzzling overgrown caterpillars:]

i suppose i should rescind my disbelief of aras wwarnings about the random bouts of sleep that happen to people here
for it seems ivve spent the last three quarters of the perigee in the wwoods
unconscious
i suggest you take this opportunity for howwevver rare it is of one to feel free to tell me that you told me so ara because any other time i wwont alloww it
that being said i wwould officially like to make this post into some sort of recruitin measure because i cant rightly continue on wwith the idea that i may pass out at any givven moment
for all im more than capable of takin care of myself this wworld seems to enjoy placing hurdles wwhere they dont belong
for all wwho are interested in the regal duty of assistin the prince of hope tell me about yourselvves because im not going to alloww my personal safety lie in the hands of some incompetent shitsponge wwhos got the social grace and common sense of a fuckin rock
and it aint like i can rely on those from my owwn univverse any

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but what if what i saw was totes super cute an i don't feel like ignoring it?
an yep, ur right on the dot there
spent the last five months dickin around in the game before seahitler started fuckin shit up

[Eridan. There's a chance, a very good chance this might be who she thinks it is. He sure as hell didn't look like a troll, but this place can take away powers it can probs do stuff like that too. There's a little giggle to herself, she'll save this knowledge for later. Not only about Erisolsprite, but all the fun stuff Fefeta told her. Poor sweet Fefeta. But, she'll give this guy a chance. If it's the same guy, he deserves another chance.]

who would lie about liking wizards?
like, there's nothin better in this world
they're the absolute BEST w/ no contest
i used to write stories about them n everything an now that u mention it i kinda rly miss my plush dolls
i had a pile of wizard and kitty plushes it was awesome n super comfy
also i got these two psychic pokemon recently, an guess wat?
totes named them after these wizards in my moms book and gonna teach them chess an everything
cause psychic pokemon are like, two steps away from being the wizards of the pokeworld
they just need some badass outfits to go with it an some of them are SET

[Oh yes Roxy, it certainly is him. Though if she were to bring it up, it would not be something he wants to talk about, not until he sees Fef himself and has had the chance to apologize for his stupid stupid behavior.]

[Oh... She thought it was cute?]

wwell then i suppose i can grant you the privvilege of rememberin it
if you thought it wwas cute an all
but wwho is seahitler
thats not a wwarlord ivve evver heard of

alright good i had to make sure you wwerent pullin my fins alright
i havvent dabbled in the psychic types of pokemon yet ivver a feww types but none of that aspect
wwhat if i wwere to tell you im a bonafide wwizard
a SCIENCE wwizard if you wwill
of course i cant really provve it to you here considerin this place robs you of biology and powwer alike
but its true i am

her imperious condescension aka seahitler
shes been on my ass tryin to get me to make this egg for her to revive the troll species
not 2 sure bout if i should do it or not but whatevs
not in her jail now so it don't matter much

omg srsly?
thats totes cool, you gotta show me if you ever can
tho lbh this place blows and i'm probs not gonna get a chance to see :(
but its p sweet
even the whole science part of it
i'm legit a woman of science myself u kno
had my own lab to play around w/ and everything

oh
wwait shes still around
i knoww ivve been dead for a wwhile and probably should knoww this shit but i gotta admit i havvent paid too much attention to the others and wwhats all goin on
also an egg
do you mean the matriorb

[The uh... matriorb he destroyed in his tittytantrum...]

legit
a wwoman of science huh wwell thats great i wwas worried there for a minute that maybe you believved in fraudulent magics and the like ovver the vast truth and reality that science provvides
i mean magic is stupid unless its recognized as the fake thing that it is

yeah she went an conquered earth
flooded the whole planet and me and one of my bffs were the only humans left alive
then she went and invaded our sgrub session and took over derse
so yeah
thats a shit that happened
matriorb sounds about right

but no see
magics real you just gotta know how to look at it
i mean yeah obvs magics that are in stories n stuff is kinda really fake but if you look at it theres lots a types of magic around
like psychic pokemon are magic
science can totes be magic too
u kno b4 they knew what science was people used to call science stuff magic
so magic is just science before someone understands how it works

ahahaha theres a reason shes our empress
good to knoww her old age hasnt slowwed her dowwn any
its a shame the matriorb got destroyed in the first place but thats neither here nor there

ok sure
back wwhen evveryone wwere fuckin troglodytes OF COURSE science seemed like magic but i think wwere a little bit evvolvved past the point of usin such archaic terms for somethin wwe both knoww is nothin but fuckin SCIENCE
leavve magic for the story books
at least youvve got more sense to you than pinkscarf i can say that much wwith confidence

yeaaaaah we're just gonna have 2 agree to disagree on the fishbitch
didn't kno there was one b4 tho
dun rly care either way

but see we're always learnin new stuff
magic is always magic
anythin that has a logic explanation is considered science rite
magic totes has an explanation w/ particles n shit

pink scarf tho
u talkin about rose lalonde?
fyi before you talk shit
full names roxy lalonde

that wwould be for the best
but shes been the empress far beyond my owwn existence shes vvery old but she procured her throne from the one before her and has since kept it for thousands of swweeps

i suppose wwevve just got ourselvves a different outlook on things then
no sense in callin shit magic wwhen its goin to be science regardless it only takes a matter of understandin to shake it of that fraudulent and misleadin title

yes i am indeed speakin of her though i think the name fakemage pinkscarf is more suitin
i see so i take it youre some sort of relativve to her
i cant be bothered to make heads or tails of your species wweird familial business ivve acquired far too much information about your species by BEIN one for as long as ivve suffered this place
but as for shit talkin i wwont she already knowws howw i feel about her and so does a vvast majority no sense in draggin in you into our grievvance
though i flatter her callin it that much

lets go with science then
if it makes you feel better to call it that then sure

well she was my mom i never met but im technically her mom biologically i guess
so u like
don't like her but aren't black for her or anythin like that
that's wat ur tryin to get across here
if it ain't no big deal i won't bother gettin involved or nothin

that wwould be best

her and i had our chance to be somethin pitch but i suppose the moment wwasnt as opportune as it could havve been
so our hate is somethin of a more platonic nature and im unsure that it could evver blossom to somethin as deep of an obsidian as it could havve been before
wwhat wwith my owwn mastery of my holy fire and somesuch she scarcely can provvide the challenge a skilled wwizard like myself wwould need
but say if i wwere wwhat sort of invvolvvement wwould you be schemin

thinkin your first prob here is that the whole most humans don't do quadrants thing
so even if you were interested she wouldn't really get it
and on that note don't think i can go ashen on your butt just like that
just gotta be protective over my family ya know?

but all a that junk aside, where you at neway?
if you wanna do the whole teamin up thing i'd totes be up for it
ur p cute and look like you need someone to watch your back so you don't end up a twig prince again
that is if i pass the whole bein good enough test

i wwouldnt wwant you as a auspistice anywway
it wwas a hypothetical question i assure you i havve no such black intentions
i wwas just curious and yes im wwell awware that you humans havve a natural difficulty in encompassin the majesty of the quadrants
but you seem to havve some innate understandin for some reason
wwhy is that

im
uh
i think somewwhere by vviolet perhaps i havvent made it back to towwn as of yet
and do you really think im cute or are you just pullin my fins here wwith empty compliments
and if you pass the test or not has yet to be decided

Edited 2013-10-05 22:30 (UTC)

[By Violet? She guesses it could be a lot worse, he could be somewhere in Kanto and that'd really be a bitch to catch up to. She can't type and fiddle with her map at the same time, so she'll just take the liberty of switching her end of the feed to video. She's not in her rogue outfit, she still needs to do some laundry to get that washed up, just sporting simple shorts and t-shirt while she sits and fiddles through her bag to pull out the map. The gear shifts as her Grovyle gets comfortable sitting in front of her as he holds it.]

When you grow up in a world that was ruled an' destroyed by an alien overlord who tried to make your species into her own, ya learn shit in the process.

[It's a brush off of the question really, not something that requires too much thought. Simple facts of life and all that shit.]

Lookin' like it'll take me maybs five to six days to fly back to Violet, so if you just wanna head there an' chill for a bit I can meet you there.

[With that settled she sets her map aside and props her chin on her hand with a grin. Just the fact that he has to ask like that amuses her. She's not sure what kind of cute he is, but there's really no doubt. Most guys are cute to her though, but that's besides the point.]

Course I do, you're pretty fricken adorable. Why'd I lie 'bout somethin' like that?

[Oh no she's hot.]

hope you don't mind me keepin this to text im HARDLY presentable
wwell i suppose i can hang around an wwait for you
maybe ill get the badge wwhile im here or somethin

you aint bad yourself by the by

No biggie, guy's got a right to wanna look his best after all.

[No matter how cute the prissy prince stuck in the forest look is on him. Oh well.]

Think I might hit up the gym when I get there too. Snagged a Boulder Badge before comin' over to Johto, may as well get 'em while I'm in the area. Like, I dunno. It ain't that big a deal cause I'm a breeder an' not a trainer but it's still pretty fun to have braggin' rights, ain't it?

its such a relief to talk to someone wwho GETS the importance a appearance
so used to being plagued wwith morons wwho dont got a scrap a dignity wwhen it comes to appearances

breeder or no if you got wwhat it bloody takes to annihilate the gym leaders you may as wwell
besides its somethin to fuckin do at the vvery least
and i aint about to shun anyone lookin for a means to showw case their powwer

Some peeps just don't get it. Like, yeah I get looks aren't everythin' but that don't mean you should get shit for promoting it. If you wanna look good then man, fuck what everyone else says. Lookin' good makes you feel good if you like it, ya know? To each his own.

[God knows that if Roxy didn't have so much traveling to do, she'd be hooking up on the most badass outfits she can get her hands on. Most things just aren't practical to fly or trek down the road in.]

Breedin's cool and all, but there's just something satisfying about kicking some serious butt.

[She pauses, thinking back to what she knows and what she has.]

Violet's flying types, right? Guessin' that means T-Cool's off the roster this time.

[The gear shifts, said T-Cool protesting rather vocally. His pride's already damaged after having his ass saved by a god damned bunny, and now he's being denied a chance to redeem himself. The gear is promptly dropped to the ground, the retreating form of the Grovyle just visible.]

Aw, come on, don't be like that!

[T-Cool isn't listening and Roxy just sighs and picks up the gear herself, looking a little amused.]

Got his butt kicked at the last gym, thought he was over it but apparently not. Anyways, like I was sayin', I got a boy with Ice Fang and got one with Thunder Fang, so those two will probs be my main ones. Sucks that Zazzerpan won't be strong enough in time, he'd totes dominate with thunder punch. Haven't had much time to train up my new boys with all this travelin' goin' on, so he'll have to wait another time to prove he's a totes legit awesome wizard.

its a tragedy
a epidemic really the amount a people wwho givve not evven a half of a shit about howw they look are just completely wwithout class if you ask me

im vvery grateful that i wwasnt sorted to that sort of duty i much rather engage in battle than wworry about breedin such beasts
and if t-cool wwishes to redeem his failure wwhy not let him the wworst that wwill happen is hell fail again but if hes got himself that much fervvor you may as wwell let him try
as for myself ivve got nothin thats particularly wweak to flyin ivve got myself a galvvantula but his electricity takes awway wwhatevver edge those flapbeasts wwould havve against his bug type
im certain that betwween us wwell be able to do plenty of trainin

Like I said, each his own. It just ain't some people's thing. If you don't want them raggin' on you for caring about how you look, you probs shouldn't rag on them for not caring. You get what you give an' all that.

[She looks a little unsure of the advice, but... Well, she's got plenty of back up if she needs to.]

I've totes got a back up if I need it, like, Janey hooked me up with some strong babes before she left, and older and hotter me left me an almost full set of Eeveelutions. Most of them I just let hang though, only got a handful I've been training. T-Cool's the only one out of them that I've ever caught myself, most of the others were eggs I got my hands on or from other people.

[She sighs, glancing in the direction he walked off in and at least glad to see that the Flareon seems to be trying to talk him out of his bad mood. At least she assumes that's what's going on over there.]

Guess I may as well let him try. If his pride gets hurt again, he's got no one to blame but himself.

[There's a long pause before he replies. He has made it to town and is working on getting himself somewhere to stay so he can get all cleaned up properly. So after about 10-15 minutes he finally responds.]

yeah i guess

ivve gotten quite the hook up myself from vvarious people here
some wwho seemed to believve they had some sort of alliance wwith me through interactions that wwere my owwn but not
in other wwords i dont remember them at all since it wwas some prevvious me or somethin
but anywway just think a the ego boost your beast wwill get if hes able to ovvercome his wweaknesses as wwell
if all else fails he could vvery wwell learn his lesson to not bite more than he can feasibly cheww and such

Yeah, I got a couple a pokebros from a me who was here before too. Didn't gotta worry about strangers cause it seemed as though other me didn't get around as much? I dunno, or maybe just who she knew is gone too. Or, I knew. Like me but not me, whatevs, you get what I mean.

[She chinhands again as she's thinking about it, sparing a glance over to T-Cool who's now taking a nap on Rem. Really, he's got a point.]

Yeah, might as well. Hopefully he'll get off his high horse, he's got waaaaaaay too much pride. Hopin' he'll mellow out a bit when he evolves soon, but not holdin' my breath on that. Last time, evolvin' just made it worse.

yeah i get you
this wwhole bullshit other selvves shit is fuckin annoyin
i only JUST got all accustom like to the fuckin dreambubbles and then i showwed up here wwith more duplicate me headaches to endure

aint nothin wwrong wwith havvin pride

There was an older alt universe me here when I arrived. Kinda sucked that she left, she was sexy and awesome.

[At least she got a shitload of Eeveelutions out of it, that's really the only bright side. She's just sad she never got to meet her in person, and for a split second the disappointment shows on her face before she smiles again.]

You're probs gonna get along with T-Cool, I'll make sure to tell him he's got you to thank for gettin' a chance to prove he can kick butt even with a disadvantage.

[And since they're already speaking of hanging out in Violet-]

Soooooo.... Does this mean I pass?

[He switches the gear to voice now, he's too busy doing other shit right now to type.]

I think I may hawe seen her before, out an' around the network anyway. Newer anythin' direct-like.

Perhaps I will, better than me an' Caligula, can't say we don't get along, he just ain't got a sliwer a pride and it's deplorable.

[A momentary pause and an audible Hmmmm later:] I suppose so.

Edited 2013-10-06 01:47 (UTC)

Guess we're gonna find out. An' after we get our badges an' stuff, if there's anywhere we wanna go I totes got us covered. Castor's like, the most bamf Aerodactyl eva. You don't know Johto till you get to fly over it at night, it's pretty sweet. It's kinda hot flyin' in the day time, but evenin' or nighttime is awesome.

[A week on the dinobird with Haru was awesome, she never knew she had an affinity for flying before, but damn if it isn't fun to be up so high.]

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